oh my god jojo i'm drinking as fast as i can!!!

i'm gonna drink so much he's gonna get a hat trick

as you may be aware, My Brand

i hate absolutely everything my coworkers choose to do in this bathroom

i finished the roll on the holder and put the one from the back of the toilet on but when someone else finished THAT roll, instead of putting the other partial roll from the accessibility rail on the holder, they... just put on a whole new roll

"was that JOHN? oh my GOD."

I found nothing but I'm free for a drink of he is

gonna live my dream of making my back yard like uncle phil's cabana

i know some fine people in oklahoma and then there's, like, kevin stitt.

i mean it recently was, in fact, on fire