Area Woman
heyjezka.bsky.social
Area Woman
@heyjezka.bsky.social
“She arrived all alone. No luggage, but plenty of baggage.”
Dear restaurants: why would you make your staff do this my god they have enough to deal with as it is
May 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just sold something on FB marketplace to someone who’s apparently never had a human social interaction so now I need a sensory deprivation chamber to bring my anxiety back down to human levels.
April 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you’re gonna invite someone over for dinner, make sure you have enough to actually feed them.
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I think this whole time I’ve been saying bowl-legged. What the fuck.
April 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m late to the party on this one but is every episode of Ted Lasso supposed to make me cry?
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
BRB giving up
March 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Bulls starting lineup look like they were all bullies in elementary school.
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ancient proverb: Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s midcentury modern.
January 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM