Manager be like "by the way, you're closing with [massive transphobe] tonight"

Fake service dog vests shouldn't be legal to sell

Something kinda funny in TWD is that there's this antagonist called "The Governor". The show establishes his names actually Phil early on, but everyone just forbodingly refers to him as "The Governor" long after the name doesn't fit anymore. Refusing to call him anything, but his Sith lord title lol

Burnt my lip on my crack pipe, it's gonna be one of THOSE days 😒

Waking up every night in a cold sweat, panting as I remember yet again that I've yet to kiss a cute boy

No ma'am I'm not from Springfield Ohio, I just have mild to severe Jaundice. No ma'am I will not say "Doh!", is that gonna be cash or credit? Would you like a paper bag for 15 cents?

Moving them out to the woods was the best idea I ever had

YT people LOVE making euphemisms for pooping

She pays precisely 0 rent

The hand holding community is dying! hold my hand and squeeze it ever so gently with affection to let everyone know you're a die-hard hand holder 🤝

I lied. PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON. We're going to talk about the OCs and worldbuilding I've been working on for a decade and a half.

I kinda fuck with this game

You don't realize how nice it is to not have to scroll past a sea of blue checkmarks, making the most mundane comments like "woah" and "that's crazy" until they're gone

Heyyyyy I'm just a Lil guy, just a silly Lil 1 follower critter, surely I can post this early transition Pic and forget about it

I REEEAAALLY should have been taking notes when people spent the last 6 months posting their Bluesky @'s