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Orchid 🐺🌿
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The otter person ⌬ | #solavellan brainrot 🐺| bi she/they
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness
August 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Lukewarm take: Solstice never should have returned if they're just going to make us grind the pORtAL 🤪 because that's their new favourite child.

This is just Caldera but 🌞Summer🌞. I could have done this yesterday in my old Solstice armour.

I've never felt so broken.
August 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So I found out today that I have Variegate Porphyria and I've been managing it my entire life without knowing. The sun is literally trying to kill me 😒👍

Love that for me at my very outside job. 
August 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Here is his majesty
August 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
These two fuzzbutts
August 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me and you waiting for Edge of Fate to drop tomorrow
July 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oscar wasn't into it. Max even less so.
July 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me to friend: play dragon age inquisition, it's so good, the solavellan pipeline is real and will never let you off

Them 20 minutes into the game:
July 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Good morning
July 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Want the new Bingus shell 😗
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
solas dragon age you have no business being that hot
June 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
$15, the otter's back in jail but he's got a naughty pic 😏
June 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bro is back in jail 😭

BUT WE HAVE $10 and freedom is on the horizon... think they'll find the file? It's not obvious.
June 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
$25 MAYBE LIBERATION ACHIEVED (Dan has flipped a coin and it landed on heads, which is temporary liberation)

dude immediately hooked up with his gang
June 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WE HAVE $5 PHONE TIME!!!
June 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
WE HAVE $15: uwu
June 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hi I'm back with more ✨Destiny 2 Ancient Greek BS✨ about the new Hunter exotic Moirai 🗣️

"Fate is woven with death."

Lemme talk about it with you 😗👇🧵

(@destinythegame.bungie.net)
June 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Felt cute, might delete
May 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Max 👁️👄👁️
May 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
May 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Excuse me, I love this man
March 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nutria living his best life 🌿
March 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We actually see κεραύνιος in classical Greek tragedy:

• Euripides’ Bacchae (594): Dionysus calls for a blazing thunderbolt to smite his enemies
• Sophocles’ Fr. 538: “thunder-struck oak,” a metaphor for divine power striking down mortals

You can find more instances here👇
March 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Guardian Games is almost here, and the new Arc Trace Rifle is named Keraunios

Did you know this word has deep roots in ancient Greek? Let’s talk about κεραύνιος (keraunios), the thunderbolt, divine wrath, & what it means for Destiny 🧵⬇️

(aka its Orchid’s AGBS time 🤩)
March 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
hi how’s it going moots, still surviving? 💜💜💜
March 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM