Shaunna Shuffle
@heyitsmeshaunna.bsky.social
Yeah, there was some poop in our bed this morning.
Pinned
pure of heart, sharp of wit
always gotta commit to the bit
always gotta commit to the bit
i love dropout but their merch game is so ass. what do you mean literally the only thing i want to buy from this drop, a single t-shirt, is behind a $130/yr "superfan" paywall. it's a fucking t-shirt, eat my ass
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i love dropout but their merch game is so ass. what do you mean literally the only thing i want to buy from this drop, a single t-shirt, is behind a $130/yr "superfan" paywall. it's a fucking t-shirt, eat my ass
despite thousands of years of study of probability mathematics, with scholars tirelessly analyzing and theorizing and modeling, the odds of any event occurring remain 50/50: it either happens or it doesn't. i say this all the time and people get really mad at me for some reason
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
despite thousands of years of study of probability mathematics, with scholars tirelessly analyzing and theorizing and modeling, the odds of any event occurring remain 50/50: it either happens or it doesn't. i say this all the time and people get really mad at me for some reason
pickle summer and snickerdoodle winter means we'll have a choco-mint spring🌱
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
pickle summer and snickerdoodle winter means we'll have a choco-mint spring🌱
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okay, yeah, sometimes i DO look over and make a face at an invisible camera like i'm on an episode of the Office or something, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
okay, yeah, sometimes i DO look over and make a face at an invisible camera like i'm on an episode of the Office or something, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH
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Gamechanger: The Movie (2027)
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Gamechanger: The Movie (2027)
really enjoying Death By Lightning, Matthew MacFadyen is a great old-timey lunatic. unfortunately it might be the worst example of a Bad Lighting Show yet
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
really enjoying Death By Lightning, Matthew MacFadyen is a great old-timey lunatic. unfortunately it might be the worst example of a Bad Lighting Show yet
just had a very evil idea. potentially world ending. hmm.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
just had a very evil idea. potentially world ending. hmm.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
listen Ryan Murphy has a lot of faults that I talk about all the time, but at this point he's done a zillion different tv shows and knows how to set up a pilot, so the fact that the pilot for All's Fair is so, so, so, astoundingly bad is a big indicator to me of Kris Jenner's thumb on the scale
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
listen Ryan Murphy has a lot of faults that I talk about all the time, but at this point he's done a zillion different tv shows and knows how to set up a pilot, so the fact that the pilot for All's Fair is so, so, so, astoundingly bad is a big indicator to me of Kris Jenner's thumb on the scale
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
Denzel Washington's character in Training Day has roughly the same arc as Light in Death Note
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Denzel Washington's character in Training Day has roughly the same arc as Light in Death Note
on Halloween Mamdani was out there crushing it, handing out children to adorable trick-or-treaters, while Andrew Cuomo remains locked in his tower like an evil ghast, issuing yet another AI slop video to horrify and perplex the masses. how is one so good at campaigning, and one so really, really bad
November 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
on Halloween Mamdani was out there crushing it, handing out children to adorable trick-or-treaters, while Andrew Cuomo remains locked in his tower like an evil ghast, issuing yet another AI slop video to horrify and perplex the masses. how is one so good at campaigning, and one so really, really bad
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November is great. We should not allow the erasure of the back half of fall due to making the year about christmas right after halloween. Embrace your time and live in it!!
November 1, 2024 at 1:56 PM
November is great. We should not allow the erasure of the back half of fall due to making the year about christmas right after halloween. Embrace your time and live in it!!
is it ethical to eat dubai chocolate
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
is it ethical to eat dubai chocolate
me explaining why the 90's was the last good decade
October 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
me explaining why the 90's was the last good decade
Andrew Cuomo generated AI mpreg porn of a 50 year old cartoon because he can't find any real human beings that want to be in one of his campaign videos
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Andrew Cuomo generated AI mpreg porn of a 50 year old cartoon because he can't find any real human beings that want to be in one of his campaign videos
Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani,
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani,
man the first guy to discover magnets must have been so freaked out
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
man the first guy to discover magnets must have been so freaked out
is there any good Pugsley fanfiction
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
is there any good Pugsley fanfiction
maybe this is too "woke" or whatever but i think it's cool that Pubert Addams is nonbinary
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
maybe this is too "woke" or whatever but i think it's cool that Pubert Addams is nonbinary
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer