Jessica 🦊
@heyitsjess.bsky.social
Dear Greeting Card Writers,
Do we really need *so many* cards talking about farting as you get older? I implore you to be more creative.
Love,
Me
Do we really need *so many* cards talking about farting as you get older? I implore you to be more creative.
Love,
Me
March 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Dear Greeting Card Writers,
Do we really need *so many* cards talking about farting as you get older? I implore you to be more creative.
Love,
Me
Do we really need *so many* cards talking about farting as you get older? I implore you to be more creative.
Love,
Me
Wearing my Spring Day socks with my boots because I wish it was… 🌸
February 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wearing my Spring Day socks with my boots because I wish it was… 🌸
Every episode of #PopCultureJeopardy this kerning makes me nuts 😖
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Every episode of #PopCultureJeopardy this kerning makes me nuts 😖
My tv mount looks like a shocked Batman
January 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My tv mount looks like a shocked Batman
I’ve been wanting to make this cake for years, and I’m finally doing it. I hope it turns out ok
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I’ve been wanting to make this cake for years, and I’m finally doing it. I hope it turns out ok
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i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
Wait, the timeline here is called a skyline? I love that 😄
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Wait, the timeline here is called a skyline? I love that 😄
Shoutout to whoever invented the ability to make the printer staple the papers for you
November 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Shoutout to whoever invented the ability to make the printer staple the papers for you
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[Repost @/FallonTonight]
Loading… @/bts_bighit’s Jin makes his solo Tonight Show debut Wednesday, November 20th at 11:35/10:35c on @/nbc! 🫰 #JinOnFallon #FallonTonight
Loading… @/bts_bighit’s Jin makes his solo Tonight Show debut Wednesday, November 20th at 11:35/10:35c on @/nbc! 🫰 #JinOnFallon #FallonTonight
November 13, 2024 at 2:58 PM
[Repost @/FallonTonight]
Loading… @/bts_bighit’s Jin makes his solo Tonight Show debut Wednesday, November 20th at 11:35/10:35c on @/nbc! 🫰 #JinOnFallon #FallonTonight
Loading… @/bts_bighit’s Jin makes his solo Tonight Show debut Wednesday, November 20th at 11:35/10:35c on @/nbc! 🫰 #JinOnFallon #FallonTonight
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I have a lot of thoughts and they all boil down to the fact that I don’t like where we are and I don’t like where we’re headed
July 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I have a lot of thoughts and they all boil down to the fact that I don’t like where we are and I don’t like where we’re headed
Why is it that whenever I see there’s a BTS special on the k-pop channel I absolutely must stop what I’m doing and watch it, no matter how many times I’ve already seen it?
July 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Why is it that whenever I see there’s a BTS special on the k-pop channel I absolutely must stop what I’m doing and watch it, no matter how many times I’ve already seen it?
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Namjoon: Don’t forget about us
Me:
Me:
November 12, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Namjoon: Don’t forget about us
Me:
Me: