hey lets log in to bluesky to find out what i should get upset about today
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
hey lets log in to bluesky to find out what i should get upset about today
heartbreak is called that for a reason.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
heartbreak is called that for a reason.
you know how, years ago, people would wear those WWJD bracelets? What Would Jesus Do? I feel like what Ms Rachel has done, and continues to do, is actually, in real life, WJWD.
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
you know how, years ago, people would wear those WWJD bracelets? What Would Jesus Do? I feel like what Ms Rachel has done, and continues to do, is actually, in real life, WJWD.
2 times in a row i ordered honey packets w my mcnuggets from McDonald's and 2 times in a row i got honey mustard. i don't want mustard. I want the lil honey packets. Why offer them if you won't give them out? Please stop gas lamping me McDonald's
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
2 times in a row i ordered honey packets w my mcnuggets from McDonald's and 2 times in a row i got honey mustard. i don't want mustard. I want the lil honey packets. Why offer them if you won't give them out? Please stop gas lamping me McDonald's
you never meet a dude named AL anymore. there's no babies named AL. Let alone Hal. What is Hal even short for? Halbert?
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
you never meet a dude named AL anymore. there's no babies named AL. Let alone Hal. What is Hal even short for? Halbert?
just woke up! can't wait to go back to bed!
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
just woke up! can't wait to go back to bed!
Besides Screech like Mr Belding is the best actual person on the show. Great role model and always does the right thing even when it’s hard. Stealthy funny af also.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Besides Screech like Mr Belding is the best actual person on the show. Great role model and always does the right thing even when it’s hard. Stealthy funny af also.
Ghost of Yotei is one of the best games ive ever played in the past 20 years and if it doesn't win Game of the Year that just means the judging process is stupid. It's up there with RDR2.
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ghost of Yotei is one of the best games ive ever played in the past 20 years and if it doesn't win Game of the Year that just means the judging process is stupid. It's up there with RDR2.
Trading Places is incredible. "Hello, Security?...Merry Christmas!" has me chortling this is like the funniest thing ive seen in weeks and this movie is like 50 years old.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trading Places is incredible. "Hello, Security?...Merry Christmas!" has me chortling this is like the funniest thing ive seen in weeks and this movie is like 50 years old.
calling the police because my wifi is not boomin
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
calling the police because my wifi is not boomin
crying in the Target
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
crying in the Target
idc who says its not useful i just had Chat GPT write a whole 5 paragraph essay on the dude who played Mikey in Goonies and i give this paper a A-/B+
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
idc who says its not useful i just had Chat GPT write a whole 5 paragraph essay on the dude who played Mikey in Goonies and i give this paper a A-/B+
ive never written a hit song. i wouldn't know where to start even writing a bad song, let alone a hit song. but i think teenage dirtbag sucks.
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
ive never written a hit song. i wouldn't know where to start even writing a bad song, let alone a hit song. but i think teenage dirtbag sucks.
yo they have a dude his whole job is just to stab shit
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
yo they have a dude his whole job is just to stab shit
update they are cutting huge slabs of meat now
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
update they are cutting huge slabs of meat now
Forged in Fire is the perfect tv show. It is like a bunch of dudes who make like swords and shit. Ok so they make them and then they like cut shit it's so good.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Forged in Fire is the perfect tv show. It is like a bunch of dudes who make like swords and shit. Ok so they make them and then they like cut shit it's so good.
1996: let me clear my throat
2025: let me share my screen
2025: let me share my screen
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
1996: let me clear my throat
2025: let me share my screen
2025: let me share my screen
package thieves are so bad in my neighborhood i ordered a shower curtain liner and it didnt arrive and then i just saw some dude walking down the street wearing it as a raincoat
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
package thieves are so bad in my neighborhood i ordered a shower curtain liner and it didnt arrive and then i just saw some dude walking down the street wearing it as a raincoat
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
I THEEENK ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHT!
WHEN I FALL ASLEEP!
YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS!
hawthorne heights fuckin rocks thank you for your attention to this matter!
I THEEENK ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHT!
WHEN I FALL ASLEEP!
YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS!
hawthorne heights fuckin rocks thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
I THEEENK ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHT!
WHEN I FALL ASLEEP!
YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS!
hawthorne heights fuckin rocks thank you for your attention to this matter!
I THEEENK ABOUT YOU EVERY NIGHT!
WHEN I FALL ASLEEP!
YOU WERE IN MY DREAMS!
hawthorne heights fuckin rocks thank you for your attention to this matter!
i promise to build you a machine
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i promise to build you a machine
the new aesop rock is dope
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the new aesop rock is dope
BING BONG MOTHERFUCKERS
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BING BONG MOTHERFUCKERS
I used to go to this gym where it was like half LGBTQ people and half neighborhood blue collar people. And everyone got along great and were friends. But you could see on people's social posts that a lot of the neighborhood people were MAGA voters.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I used to go to this gym where it was like half LGBTQ people and half neighborhood blue collar people. And everyone got along great and were friends. But you could see on people's social posts that a lot of the neighborhood people were MAGA voters.
i was at my dads house and he had this shirt that said MY DOG IS SMARTER THAN YOUR PRESIDENT and i was like can i have this and he was like "yeah but you know i got that about Biden, right?" and i was like "yeah except now it makes sense."
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i was at my dads house and he had this shirt that said MY DOG IS SMARTER THAN YOUR PRESIDENT and i was like can i have this and he was like "yeah but you know i got that about Biden, right?" and i was like "yeah except now it makes sense."
guys i had a cool idea today. im gonna start a podcast. and every episode is just 2 hours of dead air. the idea is that 2 hours of dead air is 2 hours of a podcast that some asshole dope who doesnt deserve a podcast doesn't have you listening to. so listen to my new podcast. 2 hours of dead air.
October 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
guys i had a cool idea today. im gonna start a podcast. and every episode is just 2 hours of dead air. the idea is that 2 hours of dead air is 2 hours of a podcast that some asshole dope who doesnt deserve a podcast doesn't have you listening to. so listen to my new podcast. 2 hours of dead air.