these two cats are sitting across from each other

oh hey i have one of those

yeah, me :3

how about girls under cars?

or vice versa, idk there have been too many to remember

i have won many battles against machine, and lost many more

as a mechanic, i can confirm that flesh can beat machine but you need to roll a skill check first, which can be either strength, dexterity, or intelligence depending on the situation

i love you too <3

🥰

she acts tough but she struggles to keep it together anytime i call it out :3

what

i got so dysphoric over the tiniest amount of facial hair the other night so i went to shave and as soon as i looked in the mirror the dysphoria went away instantly and i just stared at myself for like ten minutes

i completely forgot to shave after that

shorter month, fewer paydays

i'm gonna start carrying around a crowbar just in case i ever see something like this

i'm doing it not because it is easy but because i am hard or whatever it was jfk said