Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature
July 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature
Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago
April 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago
In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations
April 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations
Kirkland associates right now
March 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Kirkland associates right now
Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E”
March 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E”
HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to
The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer
January 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer
That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery”
December 21, 2024 at 1:35 AM
That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery”
When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer
November 28, 2024 at 3:48 PM
When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer
When the long weekend is finally over
September 5, 2023 at 3:21 AM
When the long weekend is finally over
Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year
August 28, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year
Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel
August 13, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel
When they find out I’m talking shit about them here
May 10, 2023 at 11:35 PM
When they find out I’m talking shit about them here
Me: *opens Bluesky for a quick sec
All of my friends from Twitter:
All of my friends from Twitter:
May 8, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Me: *opens Bluesky for a quick sec
All of my friends from Twitter:
All of my friends from Twitter:
Meanwhile, on LinkedIn:
May 7, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Meanwhile, on LinkedIn:
Me when I finally got a Bluesky invite
May 6, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Me when I finally got a Bluesky invite
Humbled and honored to reach this milestone of 60 followers. Doesn’t matter that 57 of you are bots.
May 4, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Humbled and honored to reach this milestone of 60 followers. Doesn’t matter that 57 of you are bots.
Me, on Twitter: Hey everyone, find me on Bluesky!
Everyone on Twitter:
Everyone on Twitter:
May 3, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Me, on Twitter: Hey everyone, find me on Bluesky!
Everyone on Twitter:
Everyone on Twitter:
Just another day on Bluesky
May 3, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Just another day on Bluesky