🇨🇦 TG 😈
@heyimtg.bsky.social
Forever at the mercy of my creative whims.
Watch the Totally Normal Football League! https://twitch.tv/heyimtg
If you like what I do, tip me a buck! https://ko-fi.com/tg4878
🏈Hamilton TiCats
🏈Baltimore Ravens
⚾Toronto Blue Jays
Watch the Totally Normal Football League! https://twitch.tv/heyimtg
If you like what I do, tip me a buck! https://ko-fi.com/tg4878
🏈Hamilton TiCats
🏈Baltimore Ravens
⚾Toronto Blue Jays
I scraped so much I wasn't expecting this to be as good as it was.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I scraped so much I wasn't expecting this to be as good as it was.
I'M A REAL CREATURE.
I'LL SPIN THE BLOCK.
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN.
I'LL SPIN THE BLOCK.
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I'M A REAL CREATURE.
I'LL SPIN THE BLOCK.
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN.
I'LL SPIN THE BLOCK.
THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN.
I just think he's neat.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I just think he's neat.
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November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
PPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sidegraded my PFP.
It feels weird switching it out so early because I usually roll with one for like a minimum of 5 years.
It feels weird switching it out so early because I usually roll with one for like a minimum of 5 years.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Sidegraded my PFP.
It feels weird switching it out so early because I usually roll with one for like a minimum of 5 years.
It feels weird switching it out so early because I usually roll with one for like a minimum of 5 years.
Dunno if I ever posted this.
![STOP PLAYING ZONE
- DEFENDERS WERE MEANT TO BE COVERING PEOPLE
- YEARS OF PLAYCALLING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for covering patch of GRASS
- Want to guard patches of grass anyways? We had a tool for that: It was called "SPYING THE QB"
- "Yes please have both DEs cover the flats. Yes drop all four linebackers into coverage" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged.
LOOK at what Defensive Coordinators have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the notebooks & whiteboards we built for them
(These are REAL plans, schemed by REAL DCs):
[A diagram of a 3-3-5 Cover 3 defense.] ?????
[A diagram of a 3-4 Cover 3 defense with a strong safety blitz and the Right End dropping back into coverage.] ???????
[A diagram of a prevent defense.] ????????????????
"I think I will [image of a curl zone] today"
They have played us for absolute fools.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tzyfmuuccq3s22jfrzaqu2w4/bafkreia6z252jnsxzwkcll2s745ggh2shcsvpgrp6tkyc24swxd6vc624q@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Dunno if I ever posted this.
Oh thank god, there's an accessibility option for it.
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Oh thank god, there's an accessibility option for it.
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(w/ Maestro and @prohybrid.bsky.social)
(w/ Maestro and @prohybrid.bsky.social)
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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(w/ Maestro and @prohybrid.bsky.social)
(w/ Maestro and @prohybrid.bsky.social)
I mean this as the highest possible praise I can give: I'd play Tempest 2000 to this banger for hours.
October 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I mean this as the highest possible praise I can give: I'd play Tempest 2000 to this banger for hours.
Post four of the most recent profile pictures you've used before your current one:
September 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Post four of the most recent profile pictures you've used before your current one:
Every single player on the Shitbirds look like they want to pose for GQ.
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Every single player on the Shitbirds look like they want to pose for GQ.
My return to Twitch streaming begins tonight!
Join me at 8pmEST as I ask: "Can I Fix The Knitters?".
I'm traveling back in time to the Totally Normal Football League's inaugural season to take control of one of the most infamous squads in league history.
Tonight: the first preseason game!
Join me at 8pmEST as I ask: "Can I Fix The Knitters?".
I'm traveling back in time to the Totally Normal Football League's inaugural season to take control of one of the most infamous squads in league history.
Tonight: the first preseason game!
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My return to Twitch streaming begins tonight!
Join me at 8pmEST as I ask: "Can I Fix The Knitters?".
I'm traveling back in time to the Totally Normal Football League's inaugural season to take control of one of the most infamous squads in league history.
Tonight: the first preseason game!
Join me at 8pmEST as I ask: "Can I Fix The Knitters?".
I'm traveling back in time to the Totally Normal Football League's inaugural season to take control of one of the most infamous squads in league history.
Tonight: the first preseason game!
Looks like someone beat me to finally uploading all of the Hellcats' Season 3 games.
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Looks like someone beat me to finally uploading all of the Hellcats' Season 3 games.
Updated my Twitch offline image for the first time in, like, 8 years.
August 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Updated my Twitch offline image for the first time in, like, 8 years.
Smokin' that shit that made Mario super.
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Smokin' that shit that made Mario super.
It's only now occurred to me how much a problem I have when I have more hours in Halo since 2020 than you have in FF12, 9, and 10 combined.
August 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's only now occurred to me how much a problem I have when I have more hours in Halo since 2020 than you have in FF12, 9, and 10 combined.
My unending search to find an actually good Hot Wheels game continues. Wish me luck.
August 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My unending search to find an actually good Hot Wheels game continues. Wish me luck.
Some of these I won't be able to do but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Some of these I won't be able to do but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Live James Bulter's mother reaction:
July 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Live James Bulter's mother reaction: