I was a teen girl in the 2000s there’s literally nothing you can say that will break my spirit lol.

Yesss you won’t regret

Another one! Is it good? Doesn’t look like enough sauce 🕵🏼‍♀️

And if it’s snug as a bug hour you are NOT gonna want to do that! You’re gonna look at paint colors for your guest room and you’re gonna read your trashy little book or do the wordle and then you’re gonna SLEEP, you’re not gonna spend hours hypnotized by problems unsolvable by you at midnight!!!

Working? Tap and it prevents you from doom scrolling on social media. Trying to get snug as a bug at bedtime? Tippy tap and all you have access to are Pinterest and Goodreads (two most calming social media apps, people say). You wanna access trash? Too bad, you gotta go downstairs and tap for that!

Sounds like you haven’t had them homemade, fried up with onions & sour cream & applesauce

Me too?!?!

HAHA omg you turned on those wine & gold lights & you are ACTIVATED 😂

“Are they like dumplings?”

Lord give me strength