Fifi
@heyfifi.bsky.social
Professional writer. Hobbyist photographer. Amateur lobotomist. 💕
Xylitol and Stevia would be beautiful names for boy/girl twins 💕
September 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Xylitol and Stevia would be beautiful names for boy/girl twins 💕
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some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Ah yes just what we need! An AI-generated summary of a person’s dating profile, because online dating isn’t impersonal and disconnected enough already. #hinge #dystopian
August 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ah yes just what we need! An AI-generated summary of a person’s dating profile, because online dating isn’t impersonal and disconnected enough already. #hinge #dystopian
The fact the 50 Cent has a cologne called “Power” and not “50 Scent” is one of the more upsetting things I learned today and that’s saying a lot
June 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The fact the 50 Cent has a cologne called “Power” and not “50 Scent” is one of the more upsetting things I learned today and that’s saying a lot
Elon is giving us a free masterclass in how to build up and then immediately destroy your base in realtime and I think that’s kind of beautiful 💕
June 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Elon is giving us a free masterclass in how to build up and then immediately destroy your base in realtime and I think that’s kind of beautiful 💕
Whoever designed the UX for Yelp needs to go to jail immediately
June 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Whoever designed the UX for Yelp needs to go to jail immediately
90% of being a woman is trying to find the balance between being too oily and too dry
May 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
90% of being a woman is trying to find the balance between being too oily and too dry
Brb taking a 20mg Vyvanse and surrendering my body mind and soul to the Round Rock IKEA for 3 hours, don’t call or txt ❤️
May 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Brb taking a 20mg Vyvanse and surrendering my body mind and soul to the Round Rock IKEA for 3 hours, don’t call or txt ❤️
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In my twenties I used to dream about traveling the world and falling in love, now in my thirties I dream about finding a beautiful old pocket door trapped inside one of my walls 🫣
May 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In my twenties I used to dream about traveling the world and falling in love, now in my thirties I dream about finding a beautiful old pocket door trapped inside one of my walls 🫣
What if we kissed at the ransacked yarn aisle of Joann Fabric ☺️🙈
May 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What if we kissed at the ransacked yarn aisle of Joann Fabric ☺️🙈
The faint thumping of a synth base as an autotuned choir hauntedly grows in the distance. “I’m your number one I’m your number one”. Suddenly the thick black cloud of papal smoke turns lime green. Thousands of twinks fall to their knees and weep, for a new pope has been chosen: Charli JohnPaul XCX
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The faint thumping of a synth base as an autotuned choir hauntedly grows in the distance. “I’m your number one I’m your number one”. Suddenly the thick black cloud of papal smoke turns lime green. Thousands of twinks fall to their knees and weep, for a new pope has been chosen: Charli JohnPaul XCX
New conspiracy theory that I just came up with: The reason Wendy’s is always dissing people on social media is so that when you search “Wendy’s beef” you’ll find internet beef instead of the real truth about their hamburger meat (it’s laced with ketamine)
April 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
New conspiracy theory that I just came up with: The reason Wendy’s is always dissing people on social media is so that when you search “Wendy’s beef” you’ll find internet beef instead of the real truth about their hamburger meat (it’s laced with ketamine)
Eating Panda Express on an airplane should be considered an act of domestic terrorism
April 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Eating Panda Express on an airplane should be considered an act of domestic terrorism
Hot take: only small businesses should be able to hold patents. Once your biz reaches a certain profit margin, your patent expires and anyone can steal it.
If we’re gonna do #capitalism let’s at least make it harder for the big guys to stay on top
If we’re gonna do #capitalism let’s at least make it harder for the big guys to stay on top
March 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hot take: only small businesses should be able to hold patents. Once your biz reaches a certain profit margin, your patent expires and anyone can steal it.
If we’re gonna do #capitalism let’s at least make it harder for the big guys to stay on top
If we’re gonna do #capitalism let’s at least make it harder for the big guys to stay on top
If women ran the military we would’ve found Bin Laden in 20 minutes and our agents would never get doxxed bc they’d all have silly little code names that make sense to absolutely nobody but us
March 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If women ran the military we would’ve found Bin Laden in 20 minutes and our agents would never get doxxed bc they’d all have silly little code names that make sense to absolutely nobody but us
If you forget to show up to your ADHD assessment more than once, I feel like you shouldn’t have to take the test. You’re walking the walk. And that should be enough.
March 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
If you forget to show up to your ADHD assessment more than once, I feel like you shouldn’t have to take the test. You’re walking the walk. And that should be enough.
Normalize using the wrong pronouns when talking to anti-pronoun people. It’s fun to watch them run head first into their own point.
March 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Normalize using the wrong pronouns when talking to anti-pronoun people. It’s fun to watch them run head first into their own point.
Why is every cybertruck the dirtiest dustiest car you’ve ever seen
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Why is every cybertruck the dirtiest dustiest car you’ve ever seen
MAGA: Drain the swamp! 🇺🇸
Also MAGA: *immediately fills swamp with angry bees, razor blades, dog poop, cyanide, fire, farts, billionaires, poison ivy*
Also MAGA: *immediately fills swamp with angry bees, razor blades, dog poop, cyanide, fire, farts, billionaires, poison ivy*
February 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
MAGA: Drain the swamp! 🇺🇸
Also MAGA: *immediately fills swamp with angry bees, razor blades, dog poop, cyanide, fire, farts, billionaires, poison ivy*
Also MAGA: *immediately fills swamp with angry bees, razor blades, dog poop, cyanide, fire, farts, billionaires, poison ivy*
Boomers really thought they could introduce an entire generation of children to Pocahontas then be chill when they simp out for a sleazy used car salesman who wants to strip the earth for parts so he can make a quick buck. I don’t get it. 🤷🏼♀️
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Boomers really thought they could introduce an entire generation of children to Pocahontas then be chill when they simp out for a sleazy used car salesman who wants to strip the earth for parts so he can make a quick buck. I don’t get it. 🤷🏼♀️
Controversial take but the real winner of the Grammys this year was tear-away suits
February 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Controversial take but the real winner of the Grammys this year was tear-away suits
Is there a feed for silly commentary and lighthearted quips about current events? I’d like to stay in the know but I also don’t need my fight or flight response to be activated 24/7
February 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Is there a feed for silly commentary and lighthearted quips about current events? I’d like to stay in the know but I also don’t need my fight or flight response to be activated 24/7
2025: Dating apps are OUT. Looking cute and confused at Home Depot is IN.
February 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
2025: Dating apps are OUT. Looking cute and confused at Home Depot is IN.
Why does RFKs face always look like like its being broadcast in 8K ultra HD resolution
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Why does RFKs face always look like like its being broadcast in 8K ultra HD resolution