Daybed Baby
@heydavidbailey.bsky.social
All my fits I print as News™
Portland, Oregon, brand designer and Website maker. * LIKES: listening to and making music, bicycling, and watching weird TV and movies. * HATES: capitalism, AI, sharing the road with cars, and the whole damn GOP.
Portland, Oregon, brand designer and Website maker. * LIKES: listening to and making music, bicycling, and watching weird TV and movies. * HATES: capitalism, AI, sharing the road with cars, and the whole damn GOP.
As Christ preached … 💩
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
As Christ preached … 💩
That's not an "aura", that's a stench
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That's not an "aura", that's a stench
If you are parent and considering buying something like this for your child, fuck you.
If you’re farming out your parental responsibilities to an AI toy, why did you even have children in the first place?
Also, #FuckAi
If you’re farming out your parental responsibilities to an AI toy, why did you even have children in the first place?
Also, #FuckAi
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you are parent and considering buying something like this for your child, fuck you.
If you’re farming out your parental responsibilities to an AI toy, why did you even have children in the first place?
Also, #FuckAi
If you’re farming out your parental responsibilities to an AI toy, why did you even have children in the first place?
Also, #FuckAi
Thom Hartman calls them the “morbidly rich”
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thom Hartman calls them the “morbidly rich”
Whispers: Papyrus
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Whispers: Papyrus
Viva capitalism!
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Viva capitalism!
So, like an Anthology of Anthologies?
(Sorry!)
(Sorry!)
December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So, like an Anthology of Anthologies?
(Sorry!)
(Sorry!)
I guess I feel seen
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I guess I feel seen
I was using all of these in the early 90s. (But, also some trendy faces as well)
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was using all of these in the early 90s. (But, also some trendy faces as well)
Our only hope this that he goes out first and takes Trump and the GOP with him
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Our only hope this that he goes out first and takes Trump and the GOP with him
I have some green ones only
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have some green ones only
I've got a GIF
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
ALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I've got a GIF
I know I'm being Capt. Obvious here, but these people are not "Christians."
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I know I'm being Capt. Obvious here, but these people are not "Christians."
Farewell to anti-trust laws
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Farewell to anti-trust laws
Someone photoshop him stealing candy from a baby
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Someone photoshop him stealing candy from a baby