Me, just now, watching a video where a TikToker said his secret ingredient is to add chicken bouillon to scrambled eggs: "Ew. I don't want my eggs to taste like chicken"

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I guess she likes me. #zelda

We’ve been watching the Paddington movies at home and then this micro marmalade sandwich was available at The Alamo, so @gaylydreadful.bsky.social got it for me 🥹🥹🥹🥹

20 seconds to give a man a soul.

So excited they are volunteering to be next to each other!!!

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

Kamala certifying her election loss. Seated next to her is a toad who looks like a pastor of a megachurch.

Good one.

Listen, I firmly believe that our elected officials should not be allowed to leave for break and enjoy their time off if they haven’t completed the budget. Why should you get to enjoy time off? You haven’t done your job.

The Democratic party will continue to lose far, far into the future because their clueless 70+ members are never going to get out of the way until they pass away. They do not care about winning. They only care about insider trading and enriching themselves.

So far today I have lost my AirPods while holding them in my hand 3 times. So… it’s going swell.

Zelda escaped this morning. I got the call from a panicked @heycassmcsass.bsky.social. Luckily she came back after a bit and she was able to get her back inside. Just now she shared this and I cackled.

I've been seeing a lot of people on the left and right talking about the 2024 election as if it was a landslide.

So I made this chart to put things in context.

Trump's win was one of the smallest in modern history.

Zelda got spayed and Riggins got crocs so of course there’s photo evidence. 😂😂😂 and yes, Riggs hated the crocs.

I guess it’s time to switch it up. Zelda and Riggins say hi!