We gotta start telling young men that roll-on/solid perfume is more masculine or something. I am sick of these boys in their clouds of aerosol cologne
March 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We gotta start telling young men that roll-on/solid perfume is more masculine or something. I am sick of these boys in their clouds of aerosol cologne
My gender’s probably best described as, “Lesbian woman who is also your Gay Uncle”
March 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
My gender’s probably best described as, “Lesbian woman who is also your Gay Uncle”
Love to tell people “no” when they ask for a vodka redbull at my work. Order an espresso martini like a fucking adult
March 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Love to tell people “no” when they ask for a vodka redbull at my work. Order an espresso martini like a fucking adult
“Unbeknownst” is such a good word
February 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Unbeknownst” is such a good word
Pretty cool that love is the realest thing in this world
February 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Pretty cool that love is the realest thing in this world
I’m such a hopeless romantic I am going to immolate myself
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I’m such a hopeless romantic I am going to immolate myself
Campari the rat has discovered the cardboard box I put in his cage. I’ve spent the last two hours hearing him crunch and tear it up as he terraforms it into the perfect box full of holes
January 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Campari the rat has discovered the cardboard box I put in his cage. I’ve spent the last two hours hearing him crunch and tear it up as he terraforms it into the perfect box full of holes
Someone on hinge once messaged me saying my “mice were so cute”, in reference to my RATS. It filled me with such an embarrassing amount of rage that I have since deleted the app from my phone
January 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Someone on hinge once messaged me saying my “mice were so cute”, in reference to my RATS. It filled me with such an embarrassing amount of rage that I have since deleted the app from my phone
Introduce yourself with four records
January 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Introduce yourself with four records
Five minute unskippable ad for shen yun, you’ve made a powerful enemy todsy
January 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Five minute unskippable ad for shen yun, you’ve made a powerful enemy todsy
Absolutely insane that my partner can accurately guess how much I’ve had to drink after interacting with me for less than a minute
January 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Absolutely insane that my partner can accurately guess how much I’ve had to drink after interacting with me for less than a minute
Listening to an album for the first time on shuffle is actually demonic btw
November 15, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Listening to an album for the first time on shuffle is actually demonic btw