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hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social
palsy🧉 (in my "i'm gone" era)
@hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social
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i'm like if the fog dissipated for a while
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ty nova 🙏

what do these mean
"the sun yat-sen of pussy" "in felis veritas. in pussy there is truth"
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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@moots please read

if not then tl;dr: been contemplating it for a while but i'm hella burnt out on microblogging so i'm logging off. prob not now but very soon. no clue if temporary or indefinite; depends on how i feel. dm me for discord or signal if you'd like to keep in touch. love y'all. <3
hi so um. i've been mulling this over in my head for some time now and i'm thinking of deactivating sometime in the near future. by this i don't mean that i'm quitting bluesky and going over to mastodon or whatever; i mean that i wanna take a step away from microblogging straight up (although yeah, bluesky and mastodon are the only two such places i'm on atm). admittedly i'm not sure yet whether this would be a temporary thing or something indefinite, but if nothing else i want to try it out and see how it feels. i don't think i've particularly shown it or been forthright about it (not here on my main, anyway), but i think this place has been slowly and ambiently fucking with my mental in various ways. it's also totally compromised my sense of focus, which has been extremely frustrating and likely been adding to the aforementioned decline in my mental that i've been feeling. i think i've mostly been putting it off for a while just because sunk cost fallacy is an absolute bitch, which is pathetic but also deeply true. at some point i think i habituated myself into logging on and making a morning post. so the sense of this being something "obligatory" kind of slowly crept up on me, and over time it's become impossible to avoid it. some of my mutuals have also become genuine friends (one of you even got me in touch with my first irl queerplatonic partner--you know who you are, and i love you more than words can say), so the fomo around potentially losing the opportunity for more such connections by logging off genuinely makes my heart kind of heavy. at this point though, i think i've gotten to know enough of you that this fomo isn't really a reasonable concern anymore (if it ever was). if you wanna keep in touch, i'm on discord and signal. feel free to dm me for either. i'm also thinking of starting up a tumblr just because i know some of my mutuals on here are over there. if that happens i'll probably (probably) post about and then dip again. thanks babes.
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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i keep getting this ad on my yt page and i just gotta say. bro looks like a cross between jd vance and jerma
Pepsi ad on YouTube titled “Pepsi - Tailgating Deserves Pepsi” with an accompanying thumbnail of a white guy who kind looks like a cross between JD Vance and Jerma985 wearing a blue collared shirt with the Pepsi logo near the left breast.
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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my mutuals are feeling inquisitive today
strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social • 43s you ever love a song so much that you want to snort it like coke? Tilde~ (Beebsoup Sweetie Moosh) @coombutt.bsky.social • 52s Y'all ever try shitting while doing a handstand?
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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glad somebody is carrying the torch
Collage of posts from MARIO WiiU, a Miiverse user infamous for their posts about video game water. Clockwise from top left these posts read: “nice water” “nice looking water” “amazing water” “amazing looking water for a GBA game” “amazing looking water in this game”
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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that would've broken my heart
Pensive ghost emoji
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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we're all always asking this
¿Por qué elegir Smams? (transl. "Why choose Smams?")
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Black-and-white photo of Anthony Bourdain with the original quote edited to read “Once you’ve been to college you’ll never stop wanting to beat frat boys to death with your bare hands.”
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Smug emoji with three red hearts
October 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Two plastic citrus juicers, one orange and one yellow.
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A white card seemingly buried in the dirt. There is a picture of a pink heart-shaped balloon with text on it reading “Talk to yourself like someone you love.” The text on the card reads as follows: LOVEBEAM life is meant to be FULL. you’re supposed to bleed, and scream, cry, laugh, cum, KISS, have sex with your crush then wake up the next morning and go get breakfast, LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR, for heavens SAKE! get your heart broken why don’t YA! someone will fix it if you can’t!!! have some hope!!! you’re supposed to indulge u can always wash your sins away after dinner!! FEEL THE RUSH!!! I love my friends!! I’m so grateful I’m so loving I’m so caring. I’M SO WILLING TO GIVE U THE SHIRT ON MY BACK!! live 4 yourself die 4 your friends. GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE LOVEBEAM LET THE SUN HEAL YOU !!!!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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another fuckass oatmeal…guess i’ll never be able to cook…so sadness…sorrow…
A blue ceramic bowl filled with apple raisin oatmeal, topped with pumpkin seeds and dusted with cinnamon. There is a metal spoon in the bowl.
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Sticker of “Perchance.” scratched out in red ink with an accompanying comment reading “You can’t just say “perchance””.
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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guy with a subtlety fetish
guy with a subtlety fetish who says "well... y'know.." and immediately gets hard when his partner asks what he's into guy with a subtlety fetish who gets upset when his partner traces their finger on his chest because he thinks they're spelling things out for him
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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"Can't argue with that" meme (stick figure raising their finger up to object before putting it down reluctantly).
October 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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breakfast is not oatmeal today. granola with yogurt and fruit purée for breakfast
Granola with plain yogurt and fruit puree in a blue ceramic bowl, topped with pumpkin seeds and honey, and dusted with cinnamon. Behind the bowl is a blue ceramic mug filled with coffee and topped with cold foam. To the side is a partially eaten oatmeal chocolate chip cookie on a white napkin.
October 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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workshopping something with this
"Wow!! Cool Robot" meme format with a picture of Mokele-mbembe with Achille Mbembe's head. The speech bubble text reads "WOW!! it is crucial for us to remain ever-vigilant of power's capacity to subject certain of those among us to the status of the "living dead", perhaps in the words of other thinkers, to impose "bare life" upon us, to decide whose is a "grievable" life, and so on and so on, lest we become wholly ignorant of the physics operating with friction against our collective emancipation." The text in between the arrow reads "being a sauropod fuckin' rules".
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Low-quality picture of a gray kitten overlaid with glasses and a white beard. The accompanying text reads “age is consuming me”.
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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ofc sheev, my homieslice. here's a sampler
"Hipster Ariel" meme. Ariel from The Little Mermaid wearing a pair of black rectangular glasses with a caption reading "The sea was just too mainstream".
October 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Pronoun yinz (US, dialectal, especially Western Pennsylvania and Appalachia) 1. (in the plural) You.
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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(i believe the original image is from trailer park boys but i have no clue lmao) Two men sitting in a car. The one on the left is reading to the one on the right who is driving. The subtitle reads "This isn't good Julian. It says right here he turned into a beetle but the first thing he thought about was his job."
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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it has to be cool. are you telling me these guys are uncool
Screenshot of the L33T HAMM3R BROZ. from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. The right hammer bro is speaking, and the speech bubble reads: “AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOON INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ. !”
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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A river with yellow foliage on the opposite side of the river. The center caption reads “Life is lowkey beautiful I just have a lot of hate in my heart”.
October 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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yayyyyy thank you
Cryign Discord emoji
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Snufkin from the 90s Moomin anime seated on a red couch. His arm is reaching behind the couch, and he has a wide smile on his face.
October 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM