slutty lil motocross dude left his filthy stunt riding team cap on my couch. i shall wear it with pride, even though i reaaaally wanna wash it 🧼

A wise puppet once said, “I’m the baby, gotta love me!”

man, i don’t fuckin know

deleted a post about my excitement over the tron ares soundtrack dropping once my brain said “gurl, the boycott”

d&d postponed for 2 weeks while our dm is out galavanting on the east coast. can things truly get any worse?

bulge thread

you might wanna stand back a little

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky

Left the orgy at a sensible time since the homie has an early morning and the air was becoming pure poppers and ass. But at least now I can get stoned as tits and game all night. Ditching work for selfish reasons is fantastic!

Just doing my job 😉

honestly, tea

pov my full length mirror when i stand before her nekked as hell

will this do?

Was scheduled for a homie hookup this afternoon. Woke up in a pretty shitty mental state so I had to postpone. Next thing I know I get sent $20 and a “take care of yourself, get yourself some nice food” text. Goes to show that even if you can’t fill your own cup up, those who care about you will 🥺