‘tis the damn season
hexpix1009.bsky.social
‘tis the damn season
@hexpix1009.bsky.social
New Englander, pissed off spinster, 🐶🐶, Team Misandry, evermore stan

I’m mean because I grew up in New England.
Haven’t done any baking in 6 months since I got diagnosed with the diabeetus. It’s time for Bake-aggedon Round 1, so we’re gonna find out if I still have the juice.

First up, blondies.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can you tell we are at the pharmacy with the good treats?
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m a little late for this post but happy belated gotcha day to this sweet girl. 💕
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Time for my I lived bitch post
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Excuse me? This fucking Josh Hawley?!?!
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I might have a type…
October 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Happy 3rd Birthday to my chunky monkey. You crushed it in your weight in today (down almost 2 pounds). ❤️
September 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No, I don’t think so. *Block
August 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Lolololol 😂😂😂

*also the kids are alright
August 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Life of a Showgirl
August 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As a fall girly this is my weather.
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m sorry, I just can’t moved beyond this. Josh Hawley? This Josh Hawley?
July 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yessssssss!
July 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New England Weird. Like I wonder all the time about Adeline Blake, who is buried in the same plot as her parents. What happened to Abner? Was he lost at sea or did he run off with a dairymaid? Maybe he’s buried under the ice house ‘cause he was a no good bastard.
July 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So how is your Terror Night 2025 going? Poppy climbed on top of my head and Mabel climbed on my chest when it kicked off.
July 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I got baited into posting on the other place, but in my defense this meme is my petty bitch kryptonite. 😂
June 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no films that are part of big IPs.)
June 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sees all the Gavin Newsom coverage…

Me: Great, just don’t forget (taps the sign)
June 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
She came back from the groomers bejeweled! ✨
May 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I didn’t get to Evergreen today like I usually do on Memorial Day, but here are some of the graves I like to visit.
May 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I got this toy in 2008 for Lucy. There isn’t a toy in the universe that Miss Mabel can’t crack open.
May 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This one is truly co-dependent. She was yelly and stubborn when I wasn’t here.
May 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She gives off the best vibes. 🥰
May 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Getting ready to head out, wish us luck. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
May 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM