Dragon (Evil)
@hexedragon.bsky.social
Lizard | They/It | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi 🏳️⚧️ Nonbinary | 23 |
∞ Autistic | Poly, Open, Partnered (x1)
🔞 No Minors | 🚫 No Pedos/Zoos/Abusers
pfp by @ovaettr.gay
∞ Autistic | Poly, Open, Partnered (x1)
🔞 No Minors | 🚫 No Pedos/Zoos/Abusers
pfp by @ovaettr.gay
As someone employed there, I could never lmao
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
As someone employed there, I could never lmao
I'm sorry, doing WHAT for 26 years?
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm sorry, doing WHAT for 26 years?
Brain Cell 1: the earth is dying, we've passed the point of no return for climate change, the US has fully fallen to fascism, you are stuck in a dead end job you hate, there is no hope and no point in continuing
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Brain Cell 1: the earth is dying, we've passed the point of no return for climate change, the US has fully fallen to fascism, you are stuck in a dead end job you hate, there is no hope and no point in continuing
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
Brain Cell 2: yeah but imagine how cool you're gonna sound if you do somehow make it?
![Screenshot of one side of a text conversation:
Look what walmart started selling :3
[Picture of giant Vaporeon plush in cart]
Did you know that in terms of Pokémon plushies, Vaporeon is the — *i am struck over the head with a hammer and killed instantly*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqc6qsnwll3mgvuww7frosu7/bafkreihbebib4z7cx46i6pl3ujy2uce72nwzmkoeevqmv62pcjqsls4lxa@jpeg)
Thanks to buying myself a little treat, I will now attempt to no longer be as deeply depressed and borderline unstable
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thanks to buying myself a little treat, I will now attempt to no longer be as deeply depressed and borderline unstable
i instaphased Typhon every single time
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
October 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i instaphased Typhon every single time
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
this was a wild run lmao
the only things i missed were Prominence Flare from Apollo and Hostile Environment from Demeter/Ares
but even without them like fuck this did so much damage like holy fucking shit lol
clean Prometheus fight, phased him instantly twice
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 AM
clean Prometheus fight, phased him instantly twice
HEROIC GEYSER SPOUT TOO HOLY FUCK AHDHJSNSBSJSNZBS
October 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
HEROIC GEYSER SPOUT TOO HOLY FUCK AHDHJSNSBSJSNZBS
AND an epic Winner's Circle??? game, you are too kind 😭
October 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
AND an epic Winner's Circle??? game, you are too kind 😭
holy shit, fastest Polyphemus fight of my LIFE
October 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
holy shit, fastest Polyphemus fight of my LIFE
none gender. where did it go? simple. i eated it
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
none gender. where did it go? simple. i eated it
the most optimal way to carry a full meal in one hand
October 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
the most optimal way to carry a full meal in one hand
🎲 plural meme because humor is the only way i know how to cope
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🎲 plural meme because humor is the only way i know how to cope
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 cyborg 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
– United States Senator Steven Armstrong
– United States Senator Steven Armstrong
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 cyborg 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
– United States Senator Steven Armstrong
– United States Senator Steven Armstrong
🐐 opening up our fantasy setting worldbuilding doc to find my writing about the gods has been replaced with a completely different idea that i absolutely hate, then having to rewrite it yet again to reintroduce my ideas:
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
🐐 opening up our fantasy setting worldbuilding doc to find my writing about the gods has been replaced with a completely different idea that i absolutely hate, then having to rewrite it yet again to reintroduce my ideas:
"what's your gender?" Marisha Ray Critical Role as Murray Mag'Nesson Campaign 4 thank you very much
September 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"what's your gender?" Marisha Ray Critical Role as Murray Mag'Nesson Campaign 4 thank you very much
![velteris:
yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it's a really hard job. they keep sending me ta workplace counselling after each hit. "it's normal -to feel guilt at ending someone's life," they say. how do i tell them that's not what makes me feel guilty? "but it's okay. he'lllive a better life in another world." yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes' harems. how many women's lives have i ruined. and they don't even know. they don't even know
mcgravin:
Sounds like you need "His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or the John Brown Isekai" by CabbagePreacher, an actual fic on AOS about famed abolitionist martyr John Brown getting isekaied to such a world and going on a rampage abolishing harems.
[Ao3 screenshot of the aforementioned fanfic]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqc6qsnwll3mgvuww7frosu7/bafkreicknoj3xlyfnnvtumtx3ixilwtzo6uojwfv2w53vy7jv5iqpeje7y@jpeg)