going from eating applesauce to supposedly get my blood sugar back up, to giving up on the second half of this can of chicken noodle soup to eat cheesecake seems like a bit of a stretch to me

oh? ok google time !

ick, what about him?

fuck i love being home!! two trans people stand down the platform from me and one points out the pantograph rising to her friend too lmfao

oh huh no markdown? boooo

*LMMFAO*

iirc they steal his penis in a dream too

literally, how do you be the biggest carrier in the country and lose almost all service across said country for an entire day

yeah no signal in florida, nationwide is WILD

i don't know what this is but that did not stop me from audibly laughing