May I introduce you to one of the most ridiculous birds? This is the Harpy Eagle, and it is, in fact, real.
Happy unexpected fun facts from biology class.

I don’t have a beginning of school year photo of me, but this drawing by my student of me with my bow tie is a good substitute

*squints at students’ work*

I don’t know how you got a percentage when we’re talking about prices of tacos but ok…