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@hewhoabides.bsky.social
Just a fat guy, building the belly
I thought I felt a breeze
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I thought I felt a breeze
There is half a cake in there
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There is half a cake in there
Might be time to size up
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Might be time to size up
Idk, I might fuck around and gain 200lbs, who knows
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Idk, I might fuck around and gain 200lbs, who knows
Feeling particularly plump on this Sunday afternoon
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Feeling particularly plump on this Sunday afternoon
The tummy on this Tuesday. Could go for a fill up
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The tummy on this Tuesday. Could go for a fill up
A very filling day, I’m going to need an extra pair of hands to rub this thing
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A very filling day, I’m going to need an extra pair of hands to rub this thing
Car successfully cleaned, now to get this sweaty mess in the shower
September 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Car successfully cleaned, now to get this sweaty mess in the shower
Right after I drank 3k calories, I felt so full
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Right after I drank 3k calories, I felt so full
If you feed me I will cum
September 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you feed me I will cum
Just a meatball in the shower
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just a meatball in the shower
May I offer you a fat fuzzy belly in this trying time?
August 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
May I offer you a fat fuzzy belly in this trying time?
For seven easy payments of 2 dozen cookies you can wobble this fat gut.
August 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For seven easy payments of 2 dozen cookies you can wobble this fat gut.
You can fit so much ice cream in this bad boy
August 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You can fit so much ice cream in this bad boy
We could add a few more stretch marks if you want
August 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We could add a few more stretch marks if you want
Do you ever sit in the shower and enjoy the steam? Is that just me?
August 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Do you ever sit in the shower and enjoy the steam? Is that just me?
A tummy for your Tuesday
August 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A tummy for your Tuesday
Might be time to retire this work polo
July 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Might be time to retire this work polo
On Saturdays we drip dry
June 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
On Saturdays we drip dry
I may be sick, but I’m still thicc
June 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I may be sick, but I’m still thicc
Fashion tip: if you get fat enough all your shirts can become crop tops
May 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fashion tip: if you get fat enough all your shirts can become crop tops
Wondering what to snack on next
May 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wondering what to snack on next