Carson Cambridge Masterson
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Carson Cambridge Masterson
@hevenstarvey.bsky.social
One, two, three, four, congress declared a thumb war
Just wait until AI murder scenarios come out 😬
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My only note for that show was that Pennywise didn't seem scary to me - he honestly looked fun to hang out with
January 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I implore folks to look up another one of his vile pardons - Philip Esformes in 2020. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison for medicare fraud, and was fueling the opiate epidemic in Chicago by writing scipts to anyone with a SSN
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
And let me be your RUULER (RUULER)
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You're an odd duck
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Did someone have a one night stand???
December 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This one is a freebie, Patton. It writes itself.
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There he goes, silly guy that he is, with his blimp shenanigans again
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
9 years, cats have 9 lives, you had 9 chances to get the show back up and you spilled the milk every time, now the show has none of its 9 lives left. It's been reduced to fan art!
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Didn't you get a raise after pardcastathon last year? They couldn't do that again this year?
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If y'all love DSOTM, you should check out a cover of the entire album that The Flaming Lips did. Very interesting reinterpretations
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The US government supports sexual abuse and human trafficking. That's a fact now.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trade Blinity
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM