The chapter on you in the Lamborghini is worth it by itself

Thank you for what you do for all of us

I agree - the DVD has the “alternate” ending which should have been the real one: his wife lives and they stay together

12:11 Is my favorite

Will you offer to work for eel wages? (Apologies for the joke - I’m a former academic, now adjunct, and feel for your last few years)

Not to geek out too much, but I love what the history of Joy of Cooking tells us - the early editions were about “wow! A fridge!” And later became “wow! Leftovers” and “wow international cuisine!” A great history of the 20th centurh

Is it okay to tell the judge one is a groupie?

I would love to see him sue for copyright violation in an image he didn’t create

Haha - love it!

My name is Pontius, but I’ll also be “Pilatus” if you’re into that.

He’s been getting the frozen orange juice futures numbers (apologies to the others who thought of this before me)

Waiting for the “Honey … .”