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Alfie and Pip
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Human slave to 2 guinea pigs🤎🤍. Also remembering Petal🌈, Pepper🌈and Hettie 🌈
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Tooth issues are yuck, we hope it improves soon. Pip offers a boop to a gorgeous icon ❤️👆🏽
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Oh no Violet, we missed your birthday, we hope you had a pawfect day and didn't drink too many carrotinis 💜🍹. We are practising a song for you....
Ginger and black guinea pig sits on a blue fleece. He has a pretend (inflatable) microphone in front of him... and a slice of cucumber. A guinea pig with a brown head and grey/white striped body is sitting on the human's lap. He has the same microphone... he's already eaten his cucumber
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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September 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Seeing as you cannot distinguish between a guinea pig and a chinchilla, are you sure it was a bee? A Google search suggests a cock-chafer! Plenty of jokes to be made about that I'm sure!
Screenshot of a cockchafer beetle. brown wings stripy body.
September 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Guinea pigs enter the chat... we are definitely not like chinchillas or hamsters. But more capybara.... all we want is more snacks and world domination... failing that, unlimited access to the vegetable fridge. 😂
September 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Stellar is a good name, as you are already a little star ❤️🌟. Humbug, the hoom saw this little chap on Facebook the other day. He looks like an equally cheeky smaller cousin of yours ❤️
September 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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This arrived in the post today. To remember our special girl Hettie. An excellent artwork of our feisty floof queen. Thank you @one-of-the-sarahs.bsky.social, and Uncle Barry for organising it.
A photograph of a postcard-sized piece of art. The main subject is a white fluffy guinea pig with dark pink eyes. The pig is sitting on grass in front of a rainbow to signify that she has recently crossed the 🌈bridge.
August 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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For snacks? #EverHopeful?
A dark brown piggy face looks at the camera. It's a bit out of focus but the whiskers are visible
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Everything? Alfie looks shocked and makes a piggy note to stay away from #snack accounts
A ginger and black guinea pig looks with a shocked side eye at the camera
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Does Diego have any good gossip? Pip is ready to listen
Close-up picture of a small guinea pig looking at the camera. He has a large lettuce leaf. In front of him that he's stopped eating to listen. Guinea pig has a brown face and grey bodyguard
August 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Boop from Alfie👆🏽❤️
July 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Just me, Mr Swan

( I just thought I'd try something different today)
Single white Swan in the water at sunset...looking for s sneaky snack
July 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Pigmum sees 80s rock legend Jon Bon Jovi... Pepe's even got the hairy chest 😂... but I bet he has a better taste in clothes 🤔😂
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Did someone say snacks?
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Happy birthday, pretty girl ❤️. Pip says, "Do you want to share my cucumber?"
July 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Alfie thought he had done with all that after Hettie left us,... but it seems Pip has discovered the same trick! At least he's small 😂
July 4, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Pigmum didn't come downstairs to 'responsible'... the strange lump in the fleece was the big brofur 🙄😂
Chaos in the cage... one cardboard hide is laying on the side, and there's a strange lump underneath the blue fleece.
June 30, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Yay, Clover, I can't wait for my first big pawty. I just need to persuade pigmum to let me stay up late tonight 🤞🏼🥳
June 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Oh, hi. This is me being brave and sitting with pigmum for 2 minutes. I'm still not sure about these humans, but Alfie seems to like them. ..yes pigmum did hide her terrible face 😂
Pigture of a small dark brown faced pig looking at the camera. On his left is the sunglasses emoji, hiding pigmum's face 😂
June 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yay🥳. Pip is sulking and not looking at us as we said he is too little for carrotinis 🍹. He's only allowed carrots 🥕
Picture of the back of a guinea pig sitting on a human's lap. He's not looking at the camera
June 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Today, Alfie and Pip met properly. There was a bit of lively 'debate' and posturing, but things have settled for now . Despite being smaller, Pip did try a couple of unmentionable acts 😳,but I think Alfie so far has put him in his place 🤞🏼
2 guinea pigs laying in hay facing each other. One on the left is ginger and black. The one on the right is smaller with a brown head and grey body. This and the next picture are Alfie and Pip separately. This is Pip. The next is Alfie. They are chilling in separate corners of the cage
June 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Thank you. He is very little 😍
June 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Alfie found this out the hard way, too... he's the one in the pod, while Hettie 🌈, a previous pig, made herself comfortable. Perhaps it's a white pig thing 😂
June 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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He probably smells funny. They've been next door in separate cages for a week or so as we got pip from a rescue, then things came up in human life. We haven't had time to sort them out before. Alfie didn't seem bothered.
June 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Alfie isn't sure what he thinks yet!
June 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM