Just to nitpick re: Sorensen, we actually HAVE seen a team do what caps have done in MLS history, last year’s Crew got to the same round of CCL, finished on 66 pts (Caps will finish @ 66 if they win) and won Leagues Cup (at least as hard a winning Canadian Champ). He is deserving COTY regardless.

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An older translation renders this as “the barbarians were elated by their arrival.” Personally I enjoy “cock-a-hoop,” more colorful, pride before the fall, foolish etc.

Clearly a bit of whimsy on the part of our Oxford-trained translator

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Moron is fighting Radagon with rivers of blood