And my personal favorite, which I say to this fucking day:

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

"...Using hideous doppelgangers to mock the sacred is the sort of thing that should result in desert exile. It's an act of vandalism against the human race."
--Tycho Brahe, @cwtycho.penny-arcade.com , on the holidays and the use of AI

xpn.org/885-countdown/ in case anyone wants to sift the data for themselves

There's six covers of Leonard Cohen songs on this list and five of them are Hallelujah.

I'm amazed at Istanbul charting as high as it did, disappointed Baby Now That I've Found You charted as mid as it did (but pleased to see it in the top half), surprised at Wild Horses being that popular, and proud that Cake's that high up. The total misses are to be expected with my homer picks.

My 7, their 31. Wild Horses - The Sundays

My 8, their 109. Easy (Like Sunday Morning) - Faith No More

My 9, their not appearing on this list. Song for a Winter’s Night - Sarah McLachlan

My 10, their not appearing on this list. New York City - They Might Be Giants

My 3, their 3 (!). Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley

My 4, their not appearing on this list. Theme from Midnight Cowboy - Faith No More

My 5, their 43. Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants

My 6, their 18. I Will Survive - Cake

It was one of the only movies we owned on VHS when I was a young'un. My brother and I watched the hell out of that thing.

Chonky really needs Bully to vote his way at the next zoning hearing

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