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λ - he/him - husband - day-old coffee enjoyer - c# masochist - gary’s favourite human - 🍁🏳️‍🌈👾🏌🏻🏒🧑‍💻
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Today I achieved my first 99 on my childhood OSRS account 🥹
so uh

we’re just never going to the states again eh?
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i thought the stranger things finale was fine
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
made the unfortunate decision to venture over to that other platform out of curiosity

this is why you can’t afford a new gaming rig
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
i’ve missed the last few #osrs #statmonday but today feels like a monday so

99 woodcutting done! kinda underwhelming cape effect but definitely my favourite looking trimmed cape so far

other than that just farming contracts and afk salvaging while procrastinating my last 9 quests for quest cape
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
at what point is steve allowed to sue the leafs for pain and suffering
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
idk it wasn’t that bad guys (still undefeated 💪🏻)

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December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
tbh i don’t have much of a problem with Larian using AI for moodboarding and early concept art

that’s the only stage of the development lifecycle where it makes sense to use; what they generate doesn’t go to prod, and old game moodboards with copyrighted material were never an issue before now 🤷🏼
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i swear i get closer every day to typing out the entire saga of my in-laws’ “relationship troubles” and posting it anonymously on reddit, just so i have some kind of outlet for the bullshit they continue put us through

i’m tired man. i just want to relax through the holidays
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
still haven’t played d2: renegades yet, but not gonna lie it looks kinda heat

what would push me over the edge is if the taken praxic blade ornament drops from solo flawlessing the new dungeon. to come out of retirement to a grind like that would be cathartic AF
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sleepy gary sits with all four feet in line with each other and it upsets me more than it should
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#osrs #statmonday

i’m back gamers. life has been quite busy since honeymoon, so mostly AFKing redwoods in the background of the chaos, hence the woodcutting gainzzz

got sailing up to the point i can go for quest cape again, then another couple levels to finally hit 2k total. salvaging is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i don’t think i’ve introduced bsky to our second kitty yet. this is mrs pancakes, a street kitty that we adopted 6 days after our wedding. she and gary tolerate each other, she eats anything that could be remotely considered food, and has way too much love to give out to her humans
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
yeah i knew better than getting hyped up for NHL players playing in the olympics. rink is the wrong size and won’t be done in time, no shot bettman goes for that. try again in four years. congrats on your gold medal germany!
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
very happy i managed to sneak in a 5070 purchase and get functional drivers installed before NVIDIA’s inevitable downfall in the coming months…
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
man i’m just sad to see d2 in its current state

i want to go back, but the monolith of a grind that awaits me along with the game just not feeling at its best is just so daunting

but, no other game scratches that endgame PvE itch like it; i really miss running duo dungeons with the mrs every night
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
this snowed-in federal holiday calls for some medieval point-and-click games and some jazz cabbage (in honour of the troops of course)
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#osrs #statmonday

geoff and i are plowing through a bunch of sepulchre to push for last ardy elite requirement (85 agility) and so he can reach his final form (dark acorn)

misc gave me 5k mahoghany logs, afk plank making those in my off time for sailing prep

honeymoon soon, cya in december gamers
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
after a year or so with my razer blackwidow v4 75%, i can confidently say that it isn’t remotely worth the money

constant double typing unless i drop the polling rate to pre-1999 levels

50/50 chance the lights actually work on startup

and i wouldn’t wish razer synapse debugging on my worst enemy
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the canadian olympic jerseys look fine. i really don’t know what this country wants or was expecting to warrant a collective crash out like this. they’re red, white, and black with a big fuckoff maple leaf on the front, and that’s all we need to win gold
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i am a machine that turns day-old burned coffee into

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November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
damn this guy is good
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
still undefeated. crazy they did a wordle about trump’s dick today.

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November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
been another hot min since my last #osrs #statmonday and it’s not even monday but whatever

fire cape done! gary jumped on my pc at wave 55 and turned it off so he was banned from my office until jad was done

other than that been heavy into smithing grind for some achievement diaries. sailing soon!
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the timing of the amazon layoffs is hilarious to me

“oh our servers were down across the continent last week? that’s because we had too many people trying to fix it! gotta axe 30k employees and also kill our only successful video game ever to remedy that!”

what a clown show
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
that’s a lot of hockey for me to sleep through tonight
October 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM