♤ LANCER‼
@hes-a-spade.bsky.social
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ㅤㅤ* Not to call a spade a spade, but he's a spade.ㅤ
RP Account || Written by #ScavverScribble
ㅤㅤ* Not to call a spade a spade, but he's a spade.ㅤ
RP Account || Written by #ScavverScribble
[ gently slipping a lancercookie into a DarkSpawn's mouth like how one would feed a horse and watching it stop attacking because it's too distracted by munching ]
October 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[ gently slipping a lancercookie into a DarkSpawn's mouth like how one would feed a horse and watching it stop attacking because it's too distracted by munching ]
Suck my fucking ass you goddamn sstuttering fucking parrot
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Suck my fucking ass you goddamn sstuttering fucking parrot
... I don't know! I thought you were talking about what they call me!
September 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
... I don't know! I thought you were talking about what they call me!
Hohoho! I might want to kick your ass!!
September 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hohoho! I might want to kick your ass!!
Hoho!! Right out of your stomach mouth!
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hoho!! Right out of your stomach mouth!
Okey-Chokey!! But... what's on the other side?
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Okey-Chokey!! But... what's on the other side?
Rohoho, let's see what's sssssmokin' in the old neighborhood...
September 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Rohoho, let's see what's sssssmokin' in the old neighborhood...
It's a DoorBoy, actually.
September 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It's a DoorBoy, actually.
[ coming back with a bag of cheetos like nothing happened ]
August 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[ coming back with a bag of cheetos like nothing happened ]
Wowza-dera! Do you really think I could learn to do that...?
August 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wowza-dera! Do you really think I could learn to do that...?
[ drilling into solid rock with the top of his head ] Hoho!
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
[ drilling into solid rock with the top of his head ] Hoho!
An amazing diggety idea, bluest blur!
Thankfully, I have no eyes, so this challenge is already win-dunked!!
Thankfully, I have no eyes, so this challenge is already win-dunked!!
August 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
An amazing diggety idea, bluest blur!
Thankfully, I have no eyes, so this challenge is already win-dunked!!
Thankfully, I have no eyes, so this challenge is already win-dunked!!
Not a single nopely idea!!! But, a promise is a promise.
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not a single nopely idea!!! But, a promise is a promise.
Someday, I promise I shall do the same for you...
August 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Someday, I promise I shall do the same for you...
Everyone's all stuck in a ruck over something!
Take your life tips from me... when life's hit the dirt, take your little soil bath.
Take your life tips from me... when life's hit the dirt, take your little soil bath.
August 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Everyone's all stuck in a ruck over something!
Take your life tips from me... when life's hit the dirt, take your little soil bath.
Take your life tips from me... when life's hit the dirt, take your little soil bath.
Hoho! I'll prepare our own Thrash Champion for a counter-thrashing!
August 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hoho! I'll prepare our own Thrash Champion for a counter-thrashing!