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MerpersonMcMerdude🧜‍♂️✨️
@hes-a-merman.bsky.social
He's A Merman!🕺🎊✨️🌈🍉🏴‍☠️⚔️🔞
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OFMD fan account.
pirates, clowns, and freaks only 🖖

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lusciousplum

can we stop hurting each other and give care to each other instead, please.
my brain, trying to look at things normally and process things in regular human ways:
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
timeline🤌✨️ #ofmd
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
inspired / inspired by today's arrival, happy crmis 2 me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
42$ groceries right there. that's membership & sale prices, & the icecreams were 2 for 1. 🥲💸💔

on the positive side, I have a warm home, a truck that runs 4 now, hot water, food, & 3 kitties & 1 sugarbear 2 share it all with.🫂💓 I wish everyone had this too.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
*scroll
*scroll
*IM NOT EVEN DEFENDING THE USSR HERE*
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
zinny says 'but father i h8 my siblings, kick them off the bed for me.'
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
soft warm angelbaby hours.🥰

he's been so upset about not being let out into the 30 degree weather🙄😑💘
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
your response above reminds me of that silly Andy grammar song "i want the magic," which is a gr8 song 4 getting pumped on the bike, & while I ride i sing it in the style of a punk/ metal addict going aggro 4 my fix, all gravely & growling & yelling. like this, which i hope brings u a giggle:
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ok fine
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
OOFFFFF🫂🫂🫂🫂❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
✨️happy birthday to me😈✨️
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it's just so nice to know that I'll never need a new background for my homescreen ever again 🫠🫠🫠
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
my guy✨️💖🥰
November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
brought 2 u by Rebecca Sugar 💖
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Archie, Jim, Zheng, Auntie, and Frenchie from offscreen: FACTS!!

*everyone turns to and raises an eyebrow at Frenchie*

Frenchie:
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
CT imaging reveals:
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
wishing you all the best!🥰✨️

these are the nicest things I have:
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
alright, for a fellow trekkie I'll post a Halloween costume pic too, from a couple yrs ago.

live long, and prosper!🖖
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM