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Herp
@herpderpthemage.bsky.social
Aspiring Writer who loves Video Games and Movies. I think I’m funny, but I just rant a lot. Twitch/Youtube Mod for @SummonerNayra.bsky.social. NDV, He/Him
They got tired of relying on Human Sycophants and decided to outsource it to a machine, who now reinforces their already huge egos and further disassociates them from reality every time they use it.

They’re so disconnected, they could replace it with a simple compliment button and be fine.
a man wearing headphones and sunglasses looks at a red button on a table
Alt: YouTube personality “Internet Comment Etiquette,” wearing his signature outfit of a powdered wig, a frilly American Flag blouse, sunglasses, and headphones, gingerly presses a big red button inside of what appears to be perhaps a bar or studio of some kind lit with neon lights.
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January 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The brain damage comes after realizing you really like the taste of shoe polish from all the bootlicking you’ll be doing along the way, I suppose.

The requirement to *become* a CEO is just a pure disassociating from reality and a willful foray into being a sociopath to avoid any moral quandaries.
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Steam Sale is dead, long live the Steam Sale!
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Precisely this. If it were *just* him, this would be easy. It’s him, his congressional safety net, his Judicial Safety Net, his Publicity Safety Net of News Outlets (Propaganda,) and his stream of supporters who would follow him barefoot into hell if it meant making leftists/liberals mad.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Alistair will be relocated to a new home in order to make room for new son, Cinnamoroll. Maybe now under this new ownership he will taste food for the first time in his life.

Happy Birthday and Happy New Year!
a white bunny is riding a blue skateboard
Alt: Popular Sanrio character Cinnamoroll rides a Skateboard and goes very fast. Vroom Vroom! (I am aware that Skateboards lack a motor, he is using his imagination, so no judging!)
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January 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Oh I am beyond FUCKED…
three men in armor with sir renz sir jo and e.j. written on the screen
ALT: three men in armor with sir renz sir jo and e.j. written on the screen
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December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Personally, I think this post could have been wordier.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There is no “amount of it that is acceptable.” If we knew it was used in the creation of Clair Obscur, it would have severely hurt the game’s overall reception, and that’s why they lied about it until it was out and won awards.

Don’t use it and lie about it, just don’t use it at all. Full stop.
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It is a plagiarism machine that uses people’s work against their wishes, pays them no compensation, and then pumps out soulless slop versions of it. It kills ecosystems by poisoning rivers and lakes, and it uses more energy than some countries and causes as much pollution as NYC.
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Okay but did they give you the cake afterwards, or were they cruel and heartless?
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I feel like this review belongs on r/angryupvote with how conflicted you are. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Chat, how is this gonna affect the tour?
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Never gonna stop getting mileage outta this joke.
two men standing next to each other with the words " it 's guy love ... between two guys "
Alt: Turk (Donald Faison) and JD (Zach Braff) singing about their definitely-not-gay bromance in the musical episode of the TV show Scrubs.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
This story convinced my ex-wife to come back to me… just to double divorce me and take everything she left me with the first time.
October 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You mean they LIED when they told me I could win big by throwing money at my phone on increasingly unlikely sports betting!?

Are you telling me that pouring money into a bucket that says “Give me all your money and maybe I’ll give you some back” is a BAD IDEA!?
a black and white drawing of a man standing next to a computer
Alt: A meme of a stick figure who says “Let’s Go Gambling!” It then proceeds to say “Aw Dang it!” as it loses repeatedly to a crudely drawn slot machine.
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October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Cortana, what is a Financial Bubble and how does one avoid it?

Mhm… uh huh…

Oh… shit.”
October 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Crispy when you win a free Pazuzu.
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
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October 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’d love that! One of these days, for sure!
October 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM