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Matt
@heroneman.bsky.social
A deeply unserious person.
He/Him
MY SON
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh no, it's missing my dog o clock
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We changed our dogs water bowl and he now refuses to drink out of it. Brother gets SO thirsty.

I have to get him to even stand next to it by cupping my hand and filling it with water so he drinks some. It feels like I'm teaching him how to drink water for the first time he's insane
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
September 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
New NPC artwork I had done by @jroahn.bsky.social

Players were woofin and barkin in the chat for this priest of Selune
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Speedy Gonzalez ran into my home and said 'Meep Meep' and sped away. Also i love this guy 😅
August 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Is this chatbot?
August 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
July 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Weird that this headline says Müller isnt retiring from football but then immediately after it says he is retiring from football
July 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Who needs a quiet life when you can have a dog there making it more chaotic?
Happy 1 year gotcha day our dog Vash!
July 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
How are we feeling about this tn chat?
July 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tomorrow, I'm running A Familiar Adventure: Holy Ship! where you get to play as a wizard's familiar, trying to escape an Abyssal pirate ship stopping your wizards from saving the world.

Ever wanted to play a raccoon or an opossum or a skunk? I've got you covered.
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just a perfect day out. I like taking nature pics
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
May 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I love that fujimoto and gege are friends
May 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Jujutsu Kaisen lookin panel lmao
May 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Every sane person to Wilbur scoville when he went up to them and said, here's how we measure pepper spiciness:
May 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Need a shirt that says, "I have an unknown neurological/auto-immune disorder and all I got for it was this fun cane"
May 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Oh man I've got a funky lil lad! This is C'Ra'B, a grung I'm playing. He's based on a desert rain frog. Got into a warlock pact, no idea how. Hes a bumbling conman who just tumbles his way into getting away with things, and has recently learned he's royalty. He has an eldritch pet, Jellyfish.
April 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
April 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Post dog(s)
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm not religious but I believe in the Holy Trinity
April 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM