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"Ruin?"
March 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Although there's a sale at the grocery store today. I really can't miss that."

That way he could get away from this scantily clad cosplayer slash self help guru and hunker down with his manga for the night... Unless some monster showed up before then.
March 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What was she yapping about? Taking credit? He was the one who felled the monster after all.

"If it means that much to you, you can have the credit. He was a pushover anyways."

Not the least bit interested in getting into a verbal spar over who did what or why, he just gave it up without a fight. —
February 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Yea, I'm a hero."

Deducing that couldn't have been that hard. However, her pinching and poking at this cape was just a bit more than uncomfortable, so he asked the only question he could think of with the straightest, most unreadable face—

"Are you hitting on me?"
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"So you're like a self help guru? No thanks."

If there was one thing he didn't need, it was any sort of self help or therapy, whatever it was going to be called.

"Oh cool, your hair changed back."
February 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So few fights... Must... Power nap...
February 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
met, but something rattling in his brain told him that it was something troublesome.

"Well, it was nice seeing you. I better get going."
February 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
times before, he fell the Kaiju before it could do more harm, only realizing after the fact that the Tornado of Terror had actually been there first.

"Oh hey. Did you just sit there and watch while I took care of that monster?"

Oblivious as always, he could hardly recount the last time they had —
February 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
// DONT SHOOT
February 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"It was either that or you're selling something."

A new Cosplay Cafe? Those weren't really his thing though... Maybe Genos would like it.

"So, what is it then?"
February 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"Dude... Stop staring."

He doesn't know what he's trying to get across, but he's getting the feeling that he's being mocked for being bald
February 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Uh huh. So what are you, a super model or something?"

He picked at his ear, moreso curious as to why anyone would do something like this in front of a total stranger. Stunning though? Maybe? It's not like he had a lot to go off of in reference.
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Once again, the day is saved... And it didn't spark any emotion at all.

"Come on..."
February 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Of course it was. Unimpressed, unenthused, or just tired of this altogether it was hard to tell—
February 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"I don't remember saying that."

A fan? Was she crazy? He just met her. Why were all the women he ran into so strange.
February 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"All I did was compliment your hair..."

It all went right over his head...
February 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Thanks. Nice... Green hair, I guess."
February 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sup.
February 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sounds like a plan to me
February 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Me at the VERY outskirts
February 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Well, I've never really risked my life. Honestly, hero work isn't all it's cracked up to be. It can be pretty boring."

In his own experience, of course. He couldn't speak for the others who seemed to have a much harder time taking care of their own monsters.
February 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No monsters, no annoying nuisances, made the bargain sale. Wow, couldn't have asked for a better day.
February 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
on him once more. He was resilient enough to withstand his punches, and he used that martial arts stuff— he'd have to take this a bit more seriously.

Using only one fist, the speed of his punches created myriad after images to pelt his entire body, stepping it up in response to Garo's ability.
February 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Sort of. They put out regular reports of monster sightings, and if I'm close by I'll usually show up to knock them out. We don't get paid very well though... It might be nice to afford a bigger apartment."

Nonchalantly griping about the fact that he only saw pennies compared to some of the other —
February 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Hm?"

He was actually going to attack him? Weaving out of the way of the first blow, clenching his gloved fist.

"Guess we're actually fighting, then?"

He propelled his fist forward, bridging the gap between them with a 𝗡𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛.
February 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM