“Hindsight” Hero Cletus
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Watching the universe unfold exactly as I should have predicted. 20/20 hindsight, 20/20 regret.
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In hindsight, the State of the Union would have been better if it had contained a single union, a single state of truth, or a single reason to keep watching. Alas, none were present. 1/237
#Stateoftheunion
#Stateoftheunion
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
In hindsight, the State of the Union would have been better if it had contained a single union, a single state of truth, or a single reason to keep watching. Alas, none were present. 1/237
#Stateoftheunion
#Stateoftheunion
Anyone else just watch Trump speed run a gaslight of the entire nation?
March 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Anyone else just watch Trump speed run a gaslight of the entire nation?
The three stooges still airs!?
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The three stooges still airs!?
Plus, when did human lives become obstacles to America’s penchant for beach front views?
February 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Plus, when did human lives become obstacles to America’s penchant for beach front views?
America is a fascinating place. It is a country where no one knows where it’s headed, but everyone has strong opinions about what should be done about it. Most of which include others doing the work.
February 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
America is a fascinating place. It is a country where no one knows where it’s headed, but everyone has strong opinions about what should be done about it. Most of which include others doing the work.
One must imagine America happy.
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
One must imagine America happy.
The greatest con isn’t convincing people you’re competent, it’s making them forget that competence matters.
January 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The greatest con isn’t convincing people you’re competent, it’s making them forget that competence matters.
Failed businessman. Failed leader. Failed father. Failed human.
The only thing he was successful at was making failure appear powerful.
#DonaldTrump
The only thing he was successful at was making failure appear powerful.
#DonaldTrump
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Failed businessman. Failed leader. Failed father. Failed human.
The only thing he was successful at was making failure appear powerful.
#DonaldTrump
The only thing he was successful at was making failure appear powerful.
#DonaldTrump
Mike Johnson’s faith shines brightest when it’s casting judgement on others—yet he kneels before a man who treats law as suggestion and sin like accomplishments.
January 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Mike Johnson’s faith shines brightest when it’s casting judgement on others—yet he kneels before a man who treats law as suggestion and sin like accomplishments.
They are not a glitch in the system, they ARE the system, perfected by our apathy.
December 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
They are not a glitch in the system, they ARE the system, perfected by our apathy.
And so as the unqualified fill the halls of power, a reminder that in turbulent waters, even driftwood finds it way to the surface.
December 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
And so as the unqualified fill the halls of power, a reminder that in turbulent waters, even driftwood finds it way to the surface.
Matt Gaetz’s report is the perfect Christmas gift for Washington—a shiny box of scandal with zero accountability under the tree.
December 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Matt Gaetz’s report is the perfect Christmas gift for Washington—a shiny box of scandal with zero accountability under the tree.
The road to regret is paved with good intentions—and shoddy google searches the morning of an election.
December 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
The road to regret is paved with good intentions—and shoddy google searches the morning of an election.
Elections are proof that democracy works, until you realize your “informed” electorate thinks “reading up” means glancing at a meme.
December 23, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Elections are proof that democracy works, until you realize your “informed” electorate thinks “reading up” means glancing at a meme.
A house divided can stand… it just becomes a duplex.
November 18, 2024 at 10:25 PM
A house divided can stand… it just becomes a duplex.
The only thing worse than waking up is doing so on a Monday.
November 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
The only thing worse than waking up is doing so on a Monday.
Dr. Sighdeep says my perfect hindsight is a defense mechanism. In retrospect, she should have seen that coming.
November 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Dr. Sighdeep says my perfect hindsight is a defense mechanism. In retrospect, she should have seen that coming.
To know the future is nothing. To know the past too late is everything.
November 18, 2024 at 3:10 AM
To know the future is nothing. To know the past too late is everything.
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he will have drowned the first time. Get real.
November 18, 2024 at 2:06 AM
No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he will have drowned the first time. Get real.