Genuine feelings 🤣

Dude, I think it's "llama"

Honestly it's better than having real friends

My fleshlight died yesterday and I just can't stop crying

I saw the face of god, and it was on sale

I hope when I'm plowed over in the middle of the street that you're the one screaming at me to move before it all fades to darkness

I didn't see anyone grilling so I didn't show up.

What if everything felt itchy all the time and there was no way to alleviate the sensation? At Monsanto we've created that in pudding form!

This world is a dump show

You're a pervert dude

I listened to this one!

The spooky fellas are all original

Whoopsy!

Charlie Kirk sucked on ice, I spent years openly mocking him and I'll spend years more doing it, seems disrespectful to treat him differently now, also his murderer belongs in prison.

The thing is that I don't see any amount of violence changing his approval rating, he can't distract people from the blatant financial disaster he's caused, it feels like he has no actual end game it's just profit in every way possible until the whole thing burns down around him.

IT'S HIS HOME GYM HE PUT CONCRETE AND A ROPE IN A HOME DEPOT BUCKET