I have also entered the stage of gift producing, but I am traveling in december so I have less than my usual time (Screams)

Tamales are good breakfast and also good with bread if you have any. And tea if it gives people stomach rumbles. Also it last long in the fridge if one in one sitting is intimidating, never be afraid to buy a tamal!

Like I've been telling my friends, I refuse to accept criticism from the "can I haz cheeseburger" generation

This has nothing to do with anything and all similarities to real events are merely a coincidence.

"We parted ways amicably." No, you fired someone bcs you both disagree on a matter once and now they can only smile and nod about it!!!