Simone Heller
@herlizardness.bsky.social
sff writer & translator
curiosity in abundance | astray in worlds and words
curiosity in abundance | astray in worlds and words
Ugh. I hate them so much, and unfortunately it’s not mutual.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ugh. I hate them so much, and unfortunately it’s not mutual.
Happy Halloween und jede Menge treats! Ich fahre auf jeden Fall mit im Kürbismobil.
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Happy Halloween und jede Menge treats! Ich fahre auf jeden Fall mit im Kürbismobil.
Thank you!! ❤️🦭
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thank you!! ❤️🦭
Ich fand auch, dass das verheißungsvoll klingt.
October 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ich fand auch, dass das verheißungsvoll klingt.
Yep, just automatic retcon
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yep, just automatic retcon
This is what the story should have been (and is, in my head).
October 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is what the story should have been (and is, in my head).
I know this is a niche thing, but if you feel like entering a world of pinniped pups, nature art, and conservation action, take a look, support The Seal Signal with a follow on the platform of your choice, or simply choose more seals in your feed.
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I know this is a niche thing, but if you feel like entering a world of pinniped pups, nature art, and conservation action, take a look, support The Seal Signal with a follow on the platform of your choice, or simply choose more seals in your feed.
Our world is a dumpster fire of epic dimensions, and I needed something that made me believe in acts of empathy and change. Marine mammals and ocean conservation are just a way back to the roots for me.
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Our world is a dumpster fire of epic dimensions, and I needed something that made me believe in acts of empathy and change. Marine mammals and ocean conservation are just a way back to the roots for me.
No chick should be alone
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
No chick should be alone
I think the little hen was at my grandparents‘ at some point, too.
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I think the little hen was at my grandparents‘ at some point, too.
Oh no, you too? The first ones felt like a slap in the face, but my expectations are appropriately lowered now 😢
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Oh no, you too? The first ones felt like a slap in the face, but my expectations are appropriately lowered now 😢
Oh no, no, nobody read your words, not even a fourth-grader who needs to write a school essay. Some chatbot just ate them and slurped up the last drops of water from a nice little puddle somewhere to vomit out what sounds like a response and sell fake handbags instead 🫠
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Oh no, no, nobody read your words, not even a fourth-grader who needs to write a school essay. Some chatbot just ate them and slurped up the last drops of water from a nice little puddle somewhere to vomit out what sounds like a response and sell fake handbags instead 🫠
Stylish hat, and he knows it.
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Stylish hat, and he knows it.
Kompakt, shiny, get the job done.
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Kompakt, shiny, get the job done.
Ja, danke auch, als ob’s nicht reicht, dass man bei den Milchersatzprodukten schon immer die feliniforme Erscheinung im Sack kaufen muss, weil nicht drauf stehen darf, was es ist.
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Ja, danke auch, als ob’s nicht reicht, dass man bei den Milchersatzprodukten schon immer die feliniforme Erscheinung im Sack kaufen muss, weil nicht drauf stehen darf, was es ist.
It’s a shared fantasy world where the real issues are somehow absent, but we can haggle about the details of these dominant topics forever.
October 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It’s a shared fantasy world where the real issues are somehow absent, but we can haggle about the details of these dominant topics forever.
Thank you so much for reading & sharing! I’m glad you enjoyed the dive.
October 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Thank you so much for reading & sharing! I’m glad you enjoyed the dive.
What a beautiful illustration! Thank you for that.
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What a beautiful illustration! Thank you for that.
Bring on the spooky tunes!
October 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Bring on the spooky tunes!