Indigo is a fruity fucking blue

I’m at a concert right now. It’s a silent disco in my living room.

Checked the internet lately???

I wish I could go back in time and listen to Breaking Benjamin for the first time again.

Does anyone even know the muffin man?

Jewelry? You mean my stim toys??

Entropy isn’t what it used to be :(

Why do all ginger men look like cookies or Ed Sheeran?

I can’t fart while sitting on a flat surface. The heat spreading across my ass cheeks always worries me. It feels like I gave birth to a cake of shit. I always need to stand up or something

What’s Bar B. Que’s middle name?

Why did I deprive myself of Godzilla for so long? These movies are true cinema

If people are allowed to like historical knights, then I should be allowed to like fantasy knights.