Zephyr Hawkins
heretic-child.bsky.social
Zephyr Hawkins
@heretic-child.bsky.social
They/them
Practically 30, how did I get here?
Disabled death witch.
Got stressed. Decided to stress bake. Gets my wet ingredients almost done, just need vanilla.
Taps ceramic teaspoon against bowl to get it all out.

Teaspoon breaks INTO WET INGREDIENTS.

Gets more stressed.

#baking #bakingfail #glutenfreebaking #glutenfree
January 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm exhausted by the state of the country and the atrocities our government continues to commit. But at least my cat is cute, cuddly, and very very patient with me.
January 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
January 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I can't do much but I can put my pitiful embroidery skills to use.

#fuckice #embroidery #xenophobia #donaldtrumpisawhitesupremacist
January 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
She's Big Mad that there's a sticker on the bed frame.
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm so unbelievably in love with this woman. 14 years and counting. Who says highschool sweethearts can't work out? #queerlove #queerjoy #nonbinary
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have two chins to make up for the fact that I have zero nipples

#topsurgery #plussize #fatdude #fattransman #nonbinary
January 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I needed a BIG chop
January 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every morning as soon as she can tell I'm awake ❤️

#cats
January 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
January 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Friend: I AM EXTREMELY UNHAPPY BECAUSE OF A PROBLEM

Me: I see this problem is a recurring issue, I have experience with this, here's my advice

Friend: No that requires me to take exactly one step out of my comfort zone.

-10 year later-

Friend: IM STILL HAVING THIS PROBLEM!!

Me:
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Doing surprisingly well. Sore AF today, but nothing unbearable! #topsurgery #nonbinary #trans #transmasc
November 24, 2024 at 4:53 PM
#topsurgery went well! My dog is CONCERNED, but she always is when I'm off in any way-
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 AM
You have been visited by the Satellite Dish Ears of Good Fortune

No need to do anything for the good fortune, she just wants to see you thrive 🥹
November 19, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I am the #glutenfree goodies fairy 💜💜💜
November 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
What a difference a year makes ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Sometimes kharis with Hades is gifting your Staying Alive coin and keeping yourself going when you REALLY don't feel up to it.
November 15, 2024 at 1:10 AM