Here’s Johnnie
@heresjohnnie.bsky.social
A Spurs supporting, Iron Maiden loving, harassed husband, father of two, bank of dad and I love it.
Home for the next four nights
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Home for the next four nights
Home from my night shift and on leave until the 16th, time to relax and get my head back into gear
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Home from my night shift and on leave until the 16th, time to relax and get my head back into gear
Mmmm fish finger sandwich, just what the doctor ordered when you’re grafting hard
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Mmmm fish finger sandwich, just what the doctor ordered when you’re grafting hard
I hate my body clock at times, wide awake at 2:45 in the morning so I’ll set my warm for 9am and hope to get six hours kip
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I hate my body clock at times, wide awake at 2:45 in the morning so I’ll set my warm for 9am and hope to get six hours kip
A nice day of lift training
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
A nice day of lift training
Peek a boo moon
September 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Peek a boo moon
The fun of tiding the garden and and garage whilst blasting Bill Haley & the Comets, although me dancing in the garden might not be a good sight 🤣🤣
September 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The fun of tiding the garden and and garage whilst blasting Bill Haley & the Comets, although me dancing in the garden might not be a good sight 🤣🤣
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Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring.
And then that guy was "silenced" forever.
And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...
#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
And then that guy was "silenced" forever.
And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...
#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
August 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yeah JD, we remember. We will never forget your boss was best friends with the guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring.
And then that guy was "silenced" forever.
And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...
#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
And then that guy was "silenced" forever.
And now we will just not talk about anything else until they...
#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files
I love how my wife is so honest with me
Wife: hands me a jar of red peppers
Me: it’s a jar of red peppers
Wife: stop being a cunt and just open the fucking jar
I knew there was a reason I married her
Wife: hands me a jar of red peppers
Me: it’s a jar of red peppers
Wife: stop being a cunt and just open the fucking jar
I knew there was a reason I married her
July 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love how my wife is so honest with me
Wife: hands me a jar of red peppers
Me: it’s a jar of red peppers
Wife: stop being a cunt and just open the fucking jar
I knew there was a reason I married her
Wife: hands me a jar of red peppers
Me: it’s a jar of red peppers
Wife: stop being a cunt and just open the fucking jar
I knew there was a reason I married her
20 years ago today, 52 innocent victims lost there lives on the tube and bus attack in London, RIP to the 52
July 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
20 years ago today, 52 innocent victims lost there lives on the tube and bus attack in London, RIP to the 52
Woohoo I’m a happy bunny, over two stone down in just over 2 months and a blood pressure down from 126/83 to 115/71
June 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Woohoo I’m a happy bunny, over two stone down in just over 2 months and a blood pressure down from 126/83 to 115/71
When you fall over whilst gardening and land on a pile of bricks and slabs, a nicely bruised arse cheek
June 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When you fall over whilst gardening and land on a pile of bricks and slabs, a nicely bruised arse cheek
So I walked up to the caravan we are staying in and looking up at the night sky and I was reminded of my father when we looked out for ver the London sky line and he showed me the various star constellations, not a bad memory to have on his birthday
May 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So I walked up to the caravan we are staying in and looking up at the night sky and I was reminded of my father when we looked out for ver the London sky line and he showed me the various star constellations, not a bad memory to have on his birthday
A nice walk along the beach
May 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A nice walk along the beach
When you’re fart arsing about changing the bedding and for some reason you start to sing “Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care” fuck knows why this song popped into my head
May 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
When you’re fart arsing about changing the bedding and for some reason you start to sing “Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care” fuck knows why this song popped into my head
When you get on the scales and you’ve dropped below the 21st mark for the first time since 2021
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
When you get on the scales and you’ve dropped below the 21st mark for the first time since 2021
I took the boy out for his birthday and caught him by surprise with the camera
April 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I took the boy out for his birthday and caught him by surprise with the camera
Only two night shifts left for the week, by Sunday my sleep pattern goes out the window, got to bed at 10:30 and up again at 3:15
April 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Only two night shifts left for the week, by Sunday my sleep pattern goes out the window, got to bed at 10:30 and up again at 3:15
You can always tell you when the night shifts are getting to you as you all of a sudden start sings “Tis the season to be jolly”
April 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You can always tell you when the night shifts are getting to you as you all of a sudden start sings “Tis the season to be jolly”
Concert chessy grin time
April 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Concert chessy grin time
On the way to spurs, I’m a glutton for punishment
April 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
On the way to spurs, I’m a glutton for punishment
More hard work in the garden, most has been broken down ready to burn
April 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
More hard work in the garden, most has been broken down ready to burn
Only 1228 until I retire… sigh
March 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Only 1228 until I retire… sigh