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the sam beneath the sam of the sams
@hereliessamanthar.bsky.social
brother of metal
do you like music that is demented
April 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Day 435: once again, no one at ShopRite has acknowledged my celtic frost sweatpants
March 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When I say goodnight to my husband, I usually find him watching YouTube videos of some physics game with tanks blowing up, but tonight he was learning to play wicked game by Chris Isaak on guitar.
March 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I understand why boomers invented participation trophies cuz I just wanna buy a big blue ribbon and give it to my dog so she feels like she’s #1.
March 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The starman
March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ve been pretty tuned out of Bandcamp fridays for the past year but I think I’ll buy some death metal.
March 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Just wanna say I’ve seen pentagram twice once with Bobby and once with their old guitar player singing as Bobby was in jail for beating up his mom.

The show without Bobby was WAY better.
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It’s 60 degrees I’m going out there.
March 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me, scrolling through carcass’ ig, trying to figure out when Jeff walker cut off all his hair 😢
January 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I like having a girlscout niece so me ordering 6 boxes of cookies is just being a good aunt and not wanton gluttony.
January 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hottest album from 2022

open.spotify.com/track/16MDul...
Iron Shackles
open.spotify.com
January 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Thank you David Lynch. To celebrate I will be watching these movies in this order:

Mulholland Drive
Wild at Heart
Lost Highway
Blue Velvet
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Poison and the Crucifix
open.spotify.com
January 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I still look at Twitter sometimes but because I’m no longer interacting with it the algorithm is lost. I’m getting more conservative posts of course, but most disturbingly it’s giving me a lot of pro-ed posts?? Like WHY is that promoted. Are my old mutuals liking that lol and can I help them??
January 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This photo I took with my mom and dog on Christmas Eve (we all wore black!) cracks me up. My dog is doing her best to sit quietly and be good but someone was shouting outside and you can see in her eyes how badly she wants to go to charge the window and bark hatefully at them.
January 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My nosferatu reaction after seeing its ‘Twitter discourse’:

Why were people so titillated by 2 seconds of poorly lit cock?

This movie was not horny. It was repressed horniness, only released at the end which was equal parts disgusting.

It was a good movie and I liked it!
January 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My present
January 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
We are going to see the nosferatu
January 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The base desire to be a 7 eleven hotdog. (Rolling around on a heating pad in agony)
January 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
New Year’s resolutions:
Listen to more music
Play more music
Go to the dentist 😬
January 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I like speed metal
December 30, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The Christmas gremlin has already destroyed all the toys
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
We got baby girl a car seat but looks like it’s going to stay inside
December 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Gimme a hell yeah if you’re not one of those assholes who doesn’t have to work the next two weeks.
December 21, 2024 at 6:22 PM
In my town it’s required you clear your sidewalk of snow, but like guys. Those two inches of powder were way less dangerous than the ice that’s there now. You are endangering my dog.
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM