Here4Hooves
here4hooves.bsky.social
Here4Hooves
@here4hooves.bsky.social
I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! 👋

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/here4hooves
With the new Zootopia coming out, a tiger dancer TF could be a fun entry for the “I don’t like:” series. 🐅✨🤔
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This rhetorical judo flex of, “Well you didn’t dislike AI when it was a mundane ML model or automation!” is so tiring. We know what folks are talking about even if they don’t put “Generative” in front of their AI complaint, and they’re not going to trick folks into suddenly giving it a pass.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s still surreal seeing companion cube skins pop up for the Steam Machine. Half Life and Portal were the closest gaming ever got to universal experiences, and then they just moved on to owning a money press.
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They went to all the trouble of remastering the game and didn’t add a lengthy side quest where Ramza could collect all the Zodiac stones and transform into a giant beast man without succumbing to demonic possession. 😩

“Rarr! My sprite takes up two tiles! Let a new age of socialism begin!”
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Bingo bingo bingo! You win a free species TF with unfamiliar biomechanics!
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Has anyone used that hologram lens as a D20 yet?
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That looks incredible! 🙌
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Someone didn’t grow up with Joe Camel ads.
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He’s been so shook by her post that he spent the last week replying, “Great movie!” to any engagement farming verified film trivia account that comes across his feed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Baah, I could get used to this. 👀💦
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Are you sure everyone *else* has always been a bear too? I feel extra large today. 🐻
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No one else at the seed depository seems that surprised. Then again, that bunch has always been a little nutty.

Just how many changes were you jokingly making for your CV? 🐿️
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Baah, look, hooves are just way nicer to hang around the house in. How often do you even look at someone’s feet? They’ll probably just look like polished dress shoes. This will be fine.

*Clop clop clop!*

Err, right. The lobby’s a long tile floor. Whoops.

*Clopclopclopclopclopclop!*
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m astonished you managed to find this. 🤯
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m always amused when the image crops *just* above their ankles so that an artist who normally doesn’t draw hooves doesn’t have to broach the subject.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Of course they’re above you! Birds can fly! 🦅
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM