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Hercules Poirot
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Brundlehorse, Poison Popcorn, things, Shetland dweller. Gradually fucking off twitter

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...formerly known as #PrinceAndrew
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Heeey, wanna score some shit?"
#farage #reform
September 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
September 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Patriot.
August 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"To me, to you, to me, to you..."
August 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Also drowning of witches, and leeches will cure teh gayes.
August 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
BRUNDLEHORSE - Rules Based Order

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July 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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July 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
She does like to use the force...
July 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Old lady priest is hamas.
July 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I know it's seemed like a competition to see who can cause the most damage to the most people for the last 15 years, but they're not even bothering to dress it up as "difficult decisions" anymore...
July 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
June 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
June 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
May 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
No letter as yet...
May 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Was having a look through some old screen captures and found this from 2019, seems like a decent outline of how the far right made the other place intolerable.
May 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
May 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Because Labour is the party of the 1% now. Do something meaningful and stop funding them.
April 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
April 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Michael Gove pictured in front of his political achievements.
April 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Rachel Reeves is a dim tory automaton. A human anaesthetic. A droning lego dullard with all the charm of a briefcase full of mince. #RachelReeves
March 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If AI ever figures out how to spunk up a flag Starmer is toast.
March 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
March 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM