Alex Horwood
@herculesdagger.bsky.social
West Ham, Michigan, Dallas sports fan. Kind of a writer. Lover of film.
Maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way
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Alex Horwood
@herculesdagger.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Guess I should declare here, as I have on many other social media sites:
I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.
Do with that info what you will.
I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.
Do with that info what you will.
Look, it’s true. We have the most unintelligent people running the government but also Boomers gonna Boom. So it’s hard to say who is at fault.
Us. We’re at fault.
Us. We’re at fault.
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Look, it’s true. We have the most unintelligent people running the government but also Boomers gonna Boom. So it’s hard to say who is at fault.
Us. We’re at fault.
Us. We’re at fault.
@dallasmavs.bsky.social Sell off your assets for pennies. In two years, Kyrie, AD and Klay leave. Trade Lively in ‘26. Attendance dwindles. Owners move them out to Vegas.
Our team is pretty much the plot of Major League.
Our team is pretty much the plot of Major League.
February 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@dallasmavs.bsky.social Sell off your assets for pennies. In two years, Kyrie, AD and Klay leave. Trade Lively in ‘26. Attendance dwindles. Owners move them out to Vegas.
Our team is pretty much the plot of Major League.
Our team is pretty much the plot of Major League.
Although they cause me to have ass spraying mayhem, I’m super excited for eggs to be like $2 tomorrow! #Inauguration2025
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Although they cause me to have ass spraying mayhem, I’m super excited for eggs to be like $2 tomorrow! #Inauguration2025
Wear my Thursday joggers on Friday??? Are you fucking crazy?! People are trying to head into the weekend intact!
January 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Wear my Thursday joggers on Friday??? Are you fucking crazy?! People are trying to head into the weekend intact!
Imagine watching a movie or TV show and @markrpellegrino.bsky.social portrays a good guy. I’d be all like:
“What?! Get out of here Mark, you silly goose!”
“What?! Get out of here Mark, you silly goose!”
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Imagine watching a movie or TV show and @markrpellegrino.bsky.social portrays a good guy. I’d be all like:
“What?! Get out of here Mark, you silly goose!”
“What?! Get out of here Mark, you silly goose!”
*me shouting at my partner while playing supermarket sweep*
“Just grab the bag of pine nuts and get to the register!”
“Just grab the bag of pine nuts and get to the register!”
December 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
*me shouting at my partner while playing supermarket sweep*
“Just grab the bag of pine nuts and get to the register!”
“Just grab the bag of pine nuts and get to the register!”
Reposted by Alex Horwood
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
@rhettmiller.bsky.social is here, everyone!!!! Place keeps getting better!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:45 PM
@rhettmiller.bsky.social is here, everyone!!!! Place keeps getting better!!
Reposted by Alex Horwood
🎶 I'm at the Bureau of Land Management.
🎶 I'm at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.
🎶 I'm at the combination BLM and comedy club. 🎶
(Google Maps Street View image)
🎶 I'm at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.
🎶 I'm at the combination BLM and comedy club. 🎶
(Google Maps Street View image)
October 4, 2024 at 5:40 PM
🎶 I'm at the Bureau of Land Management.
🎶 I'm at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.
🎶 I'm at the combination BLM and comedy club. 🎶
(Google Maps Street View image)
🎶 I'm at the Wiseguys Comedy Club.
🎶 I'm at the combination BLM and comedy club. 🎶
(Google Maps Street View image)
Reposted by Alex Horwood
Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.
Reposted by Alex Horwood
dear god he's gonna have to let his wife get a job
November 15, 2024 at 2:45 PM
dear god he's gonna have to let his wife get a job
@sheaserrano.bsky.social is here. This place is now legit.
November 15, 2024 at 2:14 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social is here. This place is now legit.
Guess I should declare here, as I have on many other social media sites:
I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.
Do with that info what you will.
I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.
Do with that info what you will.
November 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Guess I should declare here, as I have on many other social media sites:
I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.
Do with that info what you will.
I know and enjoy many Third Eye Blind deep cuts.
Do with that info what you will.
To the woman dropping off a kid at school wearing night pants, a lung dart in your mouth and riding an electric scooter.
Never change. Never change.
Never change. Never change.
October 18, 2023 at 5:15 PM
To the woman dropping off a kid at school wearing night pants, a lung dart in your mouth and riding an electric scooter.
Never change. Never change.
Never change. Never change.
Sometimes I look at those clickbait articles that have screenshots of text messages and I’m like, man that is too stupid to be real. However, the more people I meet the more i believe them to be true.
September 22, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Sometimes I look at those clickbait articles that have screenshots of text messages and I’m like, man that is too stupid to be real. However, the more people I meet the more i believe them to be true.
Glad to see that “Do you know who I am?!” still has a 0% success rate.
September 17, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Glad to see that “Do you know who I am?!” still has a 0% success rate.
Release the Snyder Cut!
September 16, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Release the Snyder Cut!
About to bring down the property value here.
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September 15, 2023 at 9:06 PM
About to bring down the property value here.