I just assumed it was Sebastian Maniscalco

And of course you’ve already paid for it so your blinding rage just gets absorbed into your colon.

“Your leech-craft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!”

Real divorced dad energy.

He’s not leaning. His spine is permanently like that because he’s a 1920’s laborer.

Dude, get out of here with that. Post hasn’t put out a good cereal in decades. Kelloggs is so much better.