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I had to triple take before I realised this wasn't a political joke. It's uncanny.
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I had to triple take before I realised this wasn't a political joke. It's uncanny.
Poe's Law is strong here
December 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Poe's Law is strong here
Totally underrated.
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Totally underrated.
Turns out it's just a long list of victims' names and nothing else...
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Turns out it's just a long list of victims' names and nothing else...
Still holds up. Love the soundtrack. All 3 notes.
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Still holds up. Love the soundtrack. All 3 notes.
Absolutely unthinkable even one year ago. Even MAGAs would have written you off as some crazed lunatic if you suggested the Trump admin could have done this.
I'm amazed by how normal this has become. We've turned our backs on just about every one of our allies.
I'm amazed by how normal this has become. We've turned our backs on just about every one of our allies.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Absolutely unthinkable even one year ago. Even MAGAs would have written you off as some crazed lunatic if you suggested the Trump admin could have done this.
I'm amazed by how normal this has become. We've turned our backs on just about every one of our allies.
I'm amazed by how normal this has become. We've turned our backs on just about every one of our allies.
The power of PG-13
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The power of PG-13
That would put my knee in my own mouth
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That would put my knee in my own mouth
I'm not online enough to know what you're talking about, sorry.
It's what I've been saying all along.
It's what I've been saying all along.
October 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm not online enough to know what you're talking about, sorry.
It's what I've been saying all along.
It's what I've been saying all along.
Hasan materially promotes a right wing agenda. So does JD Vance. That doesn't mean they're the only voices in the space. I'm not sure how you think I'm implying Hasan is the only one that helps push a narrative that exclusively benefits right-wingers.
October 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hasan materially promotes a right wing agenda. So does JD Vance. That doesn't mean they're the only voices in the space. I'm not sure how you think I'm implying Hasan is the only one that helps push a narrative that exclusively benefits right-wingers.
All those people supported Copmala and were "reasonable humans" like you said, and were also complicit in Genocide. As opposed to Trump who doesn't have his rallies protested, and who Hasan materially supports by focusing on only creating leftist fence sitters - materially supporting reactionaries
October 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
All those people supported Copmala and were "reasonable humans" like you said, and were also complicit in Genocide. As opposed to Trump who doesn't have his rallies protested, and who Hasan materially supports by focusing on only creating leftist fence sitters - materially supporting reactionaries
Fucking lol. Backpedaling at full speed now; a reasonable human, in full support of Kamala and complicit in genocide at the same time.
Am I arguing with a bot here?
Am I arguing with a bot here?
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fucking lol. Backpedaling at full speed now; a reasonable human, in full support of Kamala and complicit in genocide at the same time.
Am I arguing with a bot here?
Am I arguing with a bot here?
Let's make up arguments and argue against those. Sounds fun.
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Let's make up arguments and argue against those. Sounds fun.
But they're the ones whose rallies are being protested! Lol. Not Trump.
They're the ones complicit in genocide, remember? But Trump is not, apparently.
They're the ones complicit in genocide, remember? But Trump is not, apparently.
October 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
But they're the ones whose rallies are being protested! Lol. Not Trump.
They're the ones complicit in genocide, remember? But Trump is not, apparently.
They're the ones complicit in genocide, remember? But Trump is not, apparently.
Is that why AOC, and Bernie rallies get protested and why Trump's do not? Or why Bibi vocally supported Trump's campaign and not Kamala's?
"Flattening Gaza" apparently doesn't matter either; the privileged brodudes who care nothing about lgbtq rights figured it out. 🤷
"Flattening Gaza" apparently doesn't matter either; the privileged brodudes who care nothing about lgbtq rights figured it out. 🤷
October 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Is that why AOC, and Bernie rallies get protested and why Trump's do not? Or why Bibi vocally supported Trump's campaign and not Kamala's?
"Flattening Gaza" apparently doesn't matter either; the privileged brodudes who care nothing about lgbtq rights figured it out. 🤷
"Flattening Gaza" apparently doesn't matter either; the privileged brodudes who care nothing about lgbtq rights figured it out. 🤷
You rewrote what I wrote the but omitted "exclusively on leftists". Which is the key to why he materially pushes a right wing agenda.
October 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You rewrote what I wrote the but omitted "exclusively on leftists". Which is the key to why he materially pushes a right wing agenda.
Because Hasan materially pushes a right wing agenda by promoting the "both sides are equally bad" bullshit exclusively on leftists.
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Because Hasan materially pushes a right wing agenda by promoting the "both sides are equally bad" bullshit exclusively on leftists.
You are a reactionary, cosplaying as a leftist. Cope
July 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You are a reactionary, cosplaying as a leftist. Cope
Rich coming from a privileged idealogue who fence-sat the actual referendum on fascism.
Actually, you didn't fence sit, you actively spread Maga propaganda.
Actually, you didn't fence sit, you actively spread Maga propaganda.
July 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Rich coming from a privileged idealogue who fence-sat the actual referendum on fascism.
Actually, you didn't fence sit, you actively spread Maga propaganda.
Actually, you didn't fence sit, you actively spread Maga propaganda.
I love how cosplaying leftists use the exact same language as libertarian dudebros. Literally can't tell the arguments apart.
You don't care about the working class, lgbtq rights, immigrants, or even Palestine. It's all just deontological posturing.
You don't care about the working class, lgbtq rights, immigrants, or even Palestine. It's all just deontological posturing.
July 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I love how cosplaying leftists use the exact same language as libertarian dudebros. Literally can't tell the arguments apart.
You don't care about the working class, lgbtq rights, immigrants, or even Palestine. It's all just deontological posturing.
You don't care about the working class, lgbtq rights, immigrants, or even Palestine. It's all just deontological posturing.
Coming from a bunch of reactionaries who simp for Maga and are complicit in ICE, forgive me if that insult doesn't hold much weight.
July 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Coming from a bunch of reactionaries who simp for Maga and are complicit in ICE, forgive me if that insult doesn't hold much weight.
Not my political party. Again, this is Maga propaganda,and you're at reactionary troll who clearly does not care about the working class, lgbtq rights, immigrants, or Palestine. If you did, you would have done literally anything about it. But instead you enable Maga and are complicit with ICE.
July 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Not my political party. Again, this is Maga propaganda,and you're at reactionary troll who clearly does not care about the working class, lgbtq rights, immigrants, or Palestine. If you did, you would have done literally anything about it. But instead you enable Maga and are complicit with ICE.
Thank you for confirming my priors that you do not actually criticize Maga at all when it matters, but are openly spreading reactionary propaganda. Again, what did you do materially to oppose fascism, besides spread Maga talking points? Are lgbtq rights also fascism?
July 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Thank you for confirming my priors that you do not actually criticize Maga at all when it matters, but are openly spreading reactionary propaganda. Again, what did you do materially to oppose fascism, besides spread Maga talking points? Are lgbtq rights also fascism?
Being a privileged "both-sides" enlightened centrist who fence-sits a referendum on fascism is not a material stand against fascism. You enabled Magas and you are complicit with ICE.
July 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Being a privileged "both-sides" enlightened centrist who fence-sits a referendum on fascism is not a material stand against fascism. You enabled Magas and you are complicit with ICE.