B**** looks like he’s auditioning to be Grampa Malfoy over here

"My father was a fisherman / My mama was a fisherman's friend / And I was born in the boredom and the chowder"

Mad but not really that this Paul Simon lyric loops in my head every time my throat feels scratchy

Trading Places was a great pick for this year‘s family Christmas Eve movie.

My sister’s beloved elder dog Pumpkin loves her guest room. Today as I was sleeping in, he whimpered at the door so of course I let him in. He promptly took over the bottom half of that twin size bed and I am up now! 🧡

I got laid off last year and although I didn’t really take it personally, I loved this cake my sister brought me on my last day of work. (She got a grocery store cake and a tube of brown frosting and wrote “fuck those assholes” and 💩 on the top.)

Nutritional info, but make it The Shining