Probably not actually Hera
@heraherself.bsky.social
Hera Alexander
she/they
hobbyist voice actor and full time goblin
more like Rapid Egress than I'd like to admit
she/they
hobbyist voice actor and full time goblin
more like Rapid Egress than I'd like to admit
wonder how long before Olivia shows up on commander at home or edh hijinks with a Naya vehicle deck headed by toph
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wonder how long before Olivia shows up on commander at home or edh hijinks with a Naya vehicle deck headed by toph
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Man I love audio drama
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Man I love audio drama
The world is so small sometimes what the hell
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The world is so small sometimes what the hell
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wanted to paint this dog
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Episode 3, Twas the Night 55 Days Before Christmas, is out now!
Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @maddiejcoooper.bsky.social
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-ani7i...
Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @maddiejcoooper.bsky.social
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S1E3: Twas the Night 55 Days Before Christmas
Oliver’s big day arrives, Ken hands out free balloons, Aubrey and Morgan are not up to anything at all.
Transcript
Cast:
Hera Alexander as JudeLindsay Zana as AubreyKirsty Woolven as MorganOz Zeno as ...
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November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Episode 3, Twas the Night 55 Days Before Christmas, is out now!
Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @maddiejcoooper.bsky.social
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-ani7i...
Written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @maddiejcoooper.bsky.social
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It's fun knowing the first sign my friends have that I'm awake is me sending them cursed images
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's fun knowing the first sign my friends have that I'm awake is me sending them cursed images
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Episode 2, 419, is out now!
This episode was written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social
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This episode was written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social
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S1E2: 419
Jude deals with red tape, Morgan gives Nat her first lesson in customer relations, the rival store stops by.
Transcript
Cast:Hera Alexander as JudeLindsay Zana as AubreyKirsty Woolven as MorganOz Zeno...
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October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Episode 2, 419, is out now!
This episode was written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-v2gm5-...
This episode was written and directed by @melnichols.bsky.social, with sound design by @samstark.bsky.social and vocal cuts by @eringrassie.bsky.social
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-v2gm5-...
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Excited about our launch? Wanna experience it with a bunch of cast members screaming in the chat? Join us on 10/17 at 9PM EDT for our live YouTube premiere! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_g...
S1E1: The Customer is Always Wrong
YouTube video by Store 236
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October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Excited about our launch? Wanna experience it with a bunch of cast members screaming in the chat? Join us on 10/17 at 9PM EDT for our live YouTube premiere! www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_g...
HAPPY LAUNCH DAY, INTERNET, YOU CAN LISTEN TO US NOW.
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S1E1: The Customer is Always Wrong
A documentary crew arrives at Value Vault Store 236, a perfectly normal place where absolutely nothing strange is going on.
Cast:Hera Alexander as JudeLindsay Zana as AubreyKirsty Woolven as MorganOz ...
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October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Last, and far from least, we have our Jude, the poor, overworked, not-quite-assistant manager stuck dealing with *gestures broadly*, who is brought to life beautifully by @heraherself.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Last, and far from least, we have our Jude, the poor, overworked, not-quite-assistant manager stuck dealing with *gestures broadly*, who is brought to life beautifully by @heraherself.bsky.social
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We end Rival Store Week with the manager herself, @pandorabeatrix.com as Lila, a cold, aloof person who is certainly nothing more than she seems...
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We end Rival Store Week with the manager herself, @pandorabeatrix.com as Lila, a cold, aloof person who is certainly nothing more than she seems...
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Hey, internet. We have a trailer. And a launch date.
See you October 17!
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See you October 17!
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Store 236: Trailer
Store 236, a mockumentary-style dark comedy audio drama that asks the question, "what if rude customers got what they deserved?"
Coming October 17, 2025
Featuring Interiority, Kale Brown, Michael E. F...
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September 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hey, internet. We have a trailer. And a launch date.
See you October 17!
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-4bji7...
See you October 17!
www.podbean.com/eas/pb-4bji7...
Anyone interested in spelltable? Kinda just sittin around rn.
August 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Anyone interested in spelltable? Kinda just sittin around rn.
August can't end soon enough tbh
August 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
August can't end soon enough tbh
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Oh god dammit Allie
August 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh god dammit Allie
I need everyone to give me their worst puns for normal, definitely not revenge related reasons
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I need everyone to give me their worst puns for normal, definitely not revenge related reasons
Rounding out week 1 of cast announcements, we have Nancy Sandland!
August 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Absolutely love recording with the @store236pod.bsky.social team. Every session has been SO much fun, I can't IMAGINE this show with any other group of folks. Just perfect
July 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Absolutely love recording with the @store236pod.bsky.social team. Every session has been SO much fun, I can't IMAGINE this show with any other group of folks. Just perfect
Won't lie, when @melnichols.bsky.social says we get a chaos take I do sort of smile like this
a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face
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June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Won't lie, when @melnichols.bsky.social says we get a chaos take I do sort of smile like this
I love the Folding Ideas video Mantracks but the song they play occasionally is addressed to the river Paluxy and lemme tell you The Silt Verses has NOT left me prepared to hear "O River" without going into fight or flight.
May 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love the Folding Ideas video Mantracks but the song they play occasionally is addressed to the river Paluxy and lemme tell you The Silt Verses has NOT left me prepared to hear "O River" without going into fight or flight.
Today we managed to have very little chaos* in todays recording** for @store236pod.bsky.social and I think that shows how much effort we put into this show.
*relatively speaking
**for the first two takes
*relatively speaking
**for the first two takes
May 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Today we managed to have very little chaos* in todays recording** for @store236pod.bsky.social and I think that shows how much effort we put into this show.
*relatively speaking
**for the first two takes
*relatively speaking
**for the first two takes
@interiority.bsky.social is a goddamn MENACE and I say that with nothing but awe in my voice.
April 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
@interiority.bsky.social is a goddamn MENACE and I say that with nothing but awe in my voice.
I know mental illness crops up whenever and however it likes, but I do wish it had better timing. Like, you cant wait for me to be back in bed or something? You gotta swing for the fences on my way to the dentist? Rude.
April 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I know mental illness crops up whenever and however it likes, but I do wish it had better timing. Like, you cant wait for me to be back in bed or something? You gotta swing for the fences on my way to the dentist? Rude.
I feel like maybe 5 hours of sleep is not enough when you have an appointment for dental work
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I feel like maybe 5 hours of sleep is not enough when you have an appointment for dental work
Trans girls with L names are just absolute catnip for me
April 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trans girls with L names are just absolute catnip for me