Sr.ExecutiveDysfunction
her-zerker.bsky.social
Sr.ExecutiveDysfunction
@her-zerker.bsky.social
If you know me in real life, no you don't. I'm here to get weird.
January 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
December 18, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Florida is horrible and beautiful
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
December 7, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Okay my fellow bi-babys. Which celebrity did you think was just neat until you realized later on neat=down bad for?

Mine was Lori Petty in Free Willy. Thought I wanted to meet her or be her.. but it was actually a secret 3rd thing.
December 4, 2024 at 12:46 PM
This guy literally tries to follow me back into my house every evening. Shows no signs of being sick etc. and has a friend with him that is just a little more wary than he is.
The raccoons in our neighborhood are friendly but this guy is next level.
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
December 1, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I had no idea this very crazy thing I do every year is a universal experience.

#memes
November 25, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Throw back Thurs... wait Mon.. time has lost all meaning for me but throw back to 4 years ago when I spent my Thanksgiving chilling with these guys.
November 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM
November 24, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Damn straight. #memes
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
November 18, 2024 at 11:35 PM
November 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I've used this GIF enough this week that I feel like I owe Glenn some royalties.
November 15, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Recently while thrift shopping in my extremely red town in an extremely red state I found these 2 tshirts, both in my size. I am now on the hunt to find the original owner so we can live happily ever after.
I hope they gained or lost weight and not that they no longer had time for a little anarchy.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Prime Bea Arthur? Yeah, I'd throw down.
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
November 14, 2024 at 2:32 AM
November 14, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I mean.. right?
November 14, 2024 at 2:25 AM