I feel like at least once during your first month in a new office you should be allowed to make a statement that is so earth-shatteringly revealing about the struggle deep within you and everyone has to just let it slide.

owning records means you eventually have to carry them around. In the last 10 days I have: carried the crates to my car, then to a hotel, then to my new 2nd floor apt. WHY on the last crate into my apt did I realize that putting them in a backpack would be easier than lugging in crates?? I’m a fool

(complaining) My lease was delayed due pending repairs. They said they hope I can get it Saturday afternoon but I haven’t received confirmation, and the hotel I’ve been staying in this week wanted to charge me almost double the nightly rate in order to secure the same room for another night.

Girlies, I get it? It’s extremely sexy. But he released *one song*. we can’t be this thirsty. There is other music on Spotify.

“Leave you with that afterglow” okie dokie Ian

This absolute fking passenger princess literally HOWLS NONSTOP until I let her sit in the front seat with the A/C aimed at her directly

Yeah sure this place has great vibes but where else can I find out what the worst people alive would do if they were invited to dinner with Andrew Tate but already on a date with a girl?

There is a UK brand that has a Moomin collection that includes a wallet I am IN LOVE with. I bought one last year and within a month of it arriving I lost it and all the cards/IDs with it. I finally decided to reorder it and after waiting weeks I Checked and USPS just threw it away? This is my hell.

I made this acct and immediately forgot the url to get back to this website s2g me

I think we can all agree that seven days a week is a bit much